Captain Marvel (2019)

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Guys, be nice... stop horsing around.
Am I on the right thread?

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Nah, Gal Gadot looked undersize, like the model she is.

About the only male superhero that doesnt look incredibly fit is Spider Man, but hes a teenage kid. Oh and quicksilver but he was killed after 10 minutes of screen time.

I guess theres Hawkeye? But hes not a superhero.
 
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Nah, Gal Gadot looked undersize, like the model she is.

About the only male superhero that doesnt look incredibly fit is Spider Man, but hes a teenage kid. Oh and quicksilver but he was killed after 10 minutes of screen time.

I guess theres Hawkeye? But hes not a superhero.

Quicksilver is a super fit, muscular dude.

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Yeah, that shit is pretty odd. He's a good looking dude and she's not even a hot older woman.
 
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Nah, Gal Gadot looked undersize, like the model she is.

About the only male superhero that doesnt look incredibly fit is Spider Man, but hes a teenage kid. Oh and quicksilver but he was killed after 10 minutes of screen time.

I guess theres Hawkeye? But hes not a superhero.
Gal Gadot is perfect, you fucking heathen.
 
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She can't fly or shoot laser beams out of her eyes, and also isn't an emo faggot. So there's quite a bit of difference between them.
 
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She can't fly or shoot lasers because she is a FEMALE Superman.

She can only be 77% as powerful.
 
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Superman being as muscular as he is doesn't make sense anyway. What does he bench press? Planets?
 
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this dude is planning for his nest egg. she already looks pretty damn rough for 42, she gonna croak b4 shes 50 and he's 25ish, so he'll be set to start a real family w/ his second wife.

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holy shit, while i applaud her for beating TWO cancers (colon, then breast) thats a wrecked body and boobie cancer is just going to come back, it always does, it's just when does it.
 
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