Captain Marvel (2019)

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Chukzombi

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The amount of disconnect it takes to think that this is solely a female experience is bewildering to me. I have a resting "cranky face" and I've had an endless series of "you look mad" or "you look cranky" comments throughout my entire life, which also included endless suggestions to smile more. Get the fuck over yourself, woman.
i get that too, dont care, but its part of "The Female Experience" so its a really big problem for Brie.
 
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Fadaar

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bitch you get paid millions to make movies, shut the fuck up and enjoy that white privilege
 
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Big Phoenix

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I just love thinking back on all the times ive been told I dont smile enough or Im too serious by women(never been told that by a man) at work when idiots spew this retardation.

There are more expressions in the world than blank stare and smiling. No one cares that she isnt laughing her ass off in what weve seen. We see that she has the emotional range of a sack of potatoes in what weve seen. Thats the problem.
 

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Hyperbole much?
You must be new to this neck of the woods!
And no its not hyperbole, she is a member of an ideology that thinks everything male is toxic and she is working very hard to destroy the perceived patriarchy in every facet of life. From games, comic books, actual books, schools and even public transit. Because she is an oppressed millionaire and we should listen to her because #believeallwomen
 
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No, none at all. You enjoy a piece of entertainment that to them objectifies women. There are feminists trying to actively get this sort of stuff banned from steam and other platforms. Given the chance, they would love nothing more than to have you punished for this.
We'll have to agree to disagree. Nothing Larson has said comes even close to suggesting she'd want to see men flogged in the streets for liking a video game with tits in it.
 
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bitch you get paid millions to make movies, shut the fuck up and enjoy that white privilege
she doesn't even understand that her white privilege is constantly on display in the movie
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She's the only white girl on an alien blue team, hell, they're all fucking real minorities playing aliens, i mean wtf, libs are going apeshit saying "illegal alien is de-humanizing"

LOOK!
 
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Sentagur

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We'll have to agree to disagree. Nothing Larson has said comes even close to suggesting she'd want to see men flogged in the streets for liking a video game with tits in it.
Didnt you read the tweets posted in this thread recently. Some dude had the temerity to ask her for her phone number and she made huge stink about it.
So yeah she did not specifically go after cartoon tits lovers but obviously she has bigger fish to fry, like a dude asking for a phone number. Just wait a few i am sure she will get to you eventually.
 
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We'll have to agree to disagree. Nothing Larson has said comes even close to suggesting she'd want to see men flogged in the streets for liking a video game with tits in it.

I was clearly not being literal as where the fuck do you even find a town square nowadays. But you must be new to modern feminism. Choosing the quiet little one as your waifu is not going to save you from their ire. You treat women as objects according to their ideology, regardless of the fact that these ones are digital. There are campaigns being waged by SJW activists at this very moment that are seeking to get people (and members of their family) fired from their jobs for standing up for porn games. Not only are these things happening now, but they have already happened.

I can appreciate not wanting to worry about this sort of shit and just wanting to enjoy a movie, but dismissing the actions of these people as nothing impactful or important is not only dangerous to you, but dangerous as a whole. This clown in particular is an oscar winner and is poised to become one of the biggest celebrities on the planet, and she's already on a crusade with a shocking amount of media and journalism support behind her.

But you go enjoy your movie, buddy. You're not going to be flogged. You're just going to wake up one day and wonder why it's OK for society as a whole to want to re-educate you about your treatment of women because some privileged brain-dead cunt told them that you should.
 
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Chukzombi

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she doesn't even understand that her white privilege is constantly on display in the movie
captain-marvel-trailer-slice-600x200.png

She's the only white girl on an alien blue team, hell, they're all fucking real minorities playing aliens, i mean wtf, libs are going apeshit saying "illegal alien is de-humanizing"

LOOK!
That's pretty funny, I wonder if the SJWs know that the original captain Marvel was a black woman?
 
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PunieHop

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Didnt you read the tweets posted in this thread recently. Some dude had the temerity to ask her for her phone number and she made huge stink about it.
So yeah she did not specifically go after cartoon tits lovers but obviously she has bigger fish to fry, like a dude asking for a phone number. Just wait a few i am sure she will get to you eventually.
In what world would it be considered appropriate, let alone professional, for an on-the-clock TSA agent to hit on the people he's there to protect? This isn't "Girl flips out after guy asks for number", this is "Incredibly unprofessional authority figure hits on chick while on the clock, OF COURSE she's uncomfortable".
 
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In what world would it be considered appropriate, let alone professional, for an on-the-clock TSA agent to hit on the people he's there to protect? This isn't "Girl flips out after guy asks for number", this is "Incredibly unprofessional authority figure hits on chick while on the clock, OF COURSE she's uncomfortable".

Holy shit someone actually defended her 'omg someone asked for my number' histrionics. Full retard achieved.
 
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In what world would it be considered appropriate, let alone professional, for an on-the-clock TSA agent to hit on the people he's there to protect? This isn't "Girl flips out after guy asks for number", this is "Incredibly unprofessional authority figure hits on chick while on the clock, OF COURSE she's uncomfortable".

It's not the fact that it's unprofessional (which of course it is) it's the way she goes about telling the story and her (r/thathappened) responses to it.
 
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I agree with her about the TSA agent shit. That is really not the time or place to be hitting up a person for their number. People are nervous around the security stuff as it is. What I don't agree with is her lumping that into it being a universal experience for women at all times and one of the many "burdens" they need to carry.
 
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In what world would it be considered appropriate, let alone professional, for an on-the-clock TSA agent to hit on the people he's there to protect? This isn't "Girl flips out after guy asks for number", this is "Incredibly unprofessional authority figure hits on chick while on the clock, OF COURSE she's uncomfortable".
I agree that it was unprofessional but how she followed it up wasn't a good look.
 
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One time after a TSA agent checked my butthole at SFA, he asked for my number.

#truestory
 
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Gavinmad

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lol @ this 'professionalism' bullshit. That shit is like complaining that a fucking mall cop asked for your phone number. OMG HES THERE TO PROTECT HER
 
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Chukzombi

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Hispanic bank teller flirts with me every other week while depositing my check. She has big boobies, but isn't my type. Never once did I feel like, omg she has control over my money! What do?? Larson is a self absorbed drama queen who probably has a rape fetish. I also think she is a pathological liar and these stories originate from her bunghole
 
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a_skeleton_05

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lol @ this 'professionalism' bullshit. That shit is like complaining that a fucking mall cop asked for your phone number. OMG HES THERE TO PROTECT HER

I know you aren't retarded enough to think that mall cops and TSA are anywhere on the same level. They're not even on the same planet.

Pissing off a mall cop can get you detained long enough to have a real cop show up and tell them to go fuck themselves.

Pissing off the TSA can wind up with you being held in detention, stripped searched, have your travel delayed, and put on fucking lists that can jeopardize your ability to travel that are intended to protect against fucking terrorists. Picture this with the traveling frequency of a movie star.

There's shitting all over the "Oh my god a man asked me for my number! I feel raped!" bullshit, and then there's being an idiot that can't appreciate how rubbing someone the wrong way can have severe potential consequences as a result if they have the power to make shit difficult for you.

The TSA is bullshit enough without the fucking inbred clowns working in it trying to hit people up for their digits while they're dealing with overbearing security precautions on top of the annoyances of air travel.
 
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Gavinmad

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I know you aren't retarded enough to think that mall cops and TSA are anywhere on the same level. They're not even on the same planet.

Pissing off a mall cop can get you detained long enough to have a real cop show up and tell them to go fuck themselves.

Pissing off the TSA can wind up with you being held in detention, stripped searched, have your travel delayed, and put on fucking lists that can jeopardize your ability to travel that are intended to protect against fucking terrorists. Picture this with the traveling frequency of a movie star.

There's shitting all over the "Oh my god a man asked me for my number! I feel raped!" bullshit, and then there's being an idiot that can't appreciate how rubbing someone the wrong way can have severe potential consequences as a result if they have the power to make shit difficult for you.

The TSA is bullshit enough without the fucking inbred clowns working in it trying to hit people up for their digits while they're dealing with overbearing security precautions on top of the annoyances of air travel.

White Knight her all you want, Brie isn't gonna fuck you.
 
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