Captain Marvel (2019)

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Oh and also give that Captain Wu avatar to Soygen as punishment for using a Wu avatar in the past to make this thread worth all our time.
 
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Ben Shapiro was talking about Brie Larson today. Talking about how she's already in deflect mode and blaming anything that goes wrong with the movie box office on our penises. Too bad that she really can't do that shit when Wonder Woman did gangbusters at the box office.
 
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Is it just me, or does she look like a Pez dispenser? Giant head and shapeless body?
 
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Harshaw said:
Ben Shapiro was talking about Brie Larson today. Talking about how she's already in deflect mode and blaming anything that goes wrong with the movie box office on our penises. Too bad that she really can't do that shit when Wonder Woman did gangbusters at the box office.
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Sure she can. Since when has evidence to the contrary mattered at all to people like her? She's been lying or been completely ignorant about many things leading up to the release, so why stop there? The only way she is going to shut up is if someone at Disney/Marvel yanks her chain hard enough to shut her up.
 
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Fucker said:
Is it just me, or does she look like a Pez dispenser? Giant head and shapeless body?
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Proportions look all weird to me in the poster, her head looks as big as her chest. I'm pretty sure Rob Liefeld did it, no feet either! lol
 
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this is probably off topic, but i'm sorta done getting uptight about brie, i don't care about her nonsense anymore.

sometimes i read posts from Vanessa Vanessa and i feel like she's an foh double agent. like that klingon in Discovery who became human.
 
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j00t said:
this is probably off topic, but i'm sorta done getting uptight about brie, i don't care about her nonsense anymore.

sometimes i read posts from Vanessa Vanessa and i feel like she's an foh double agent. like that klingon in Discovery who became human.
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I don't care enough about Brie to let her ruin 10 years of MCU for me. Truthfully if it wasn't for this thread I probably wouldn't have heard much about it at all.
 
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I fell upon this review today Captain Marvel : notre critique sans spoiler du premier Marvel féministe - Pop culture - Numerama (french).

So the 'top' of the movie are Brie Larson and feminism and the bad are the cat jokes. Now I remember why I can't remember the last time I went to the theater. Since when have superheroes movie been mostly about a feminist and her cat?
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since when the diversity hires at disney start believing the other creepy weirdos on twitter are a legit representation of normal people in the US.
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Harshaw said:
Ben Shapiro was talking about Brie Larson today. Talking about how she's already in deflect mode and blaming anything that goes wrong with the movie box office on our penises. Too bad that she really can't do that shit when Wonder Woman did gangbusters at the box office.
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they probably knew this was going to be garbage and this whole sjw autism campaign is designed so the failure can be blamed on patriarchy / trump / nazi's ect.
 
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they probably knew this was going to be garbage and this whole sjw autism campaign is designed so the failure can be blamed on patriarchy / trump / nazi's ect.
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the story is that they had this in the can for a year and they didnt want to release it before Infinity war p1 and then they didnt want to release it right after, so they stuck it here before endgame. they had to because the rumor is she caps Thanos and becomes the new Cap of the MCU.
 
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Chukzombi said:
the story is that they had this in the can for a year and they didnt want to release it before Infinity war p1 and then they didnt want to release it right after, so they stuck it here before endgame. they had to because the rumor is she caps Thanos and becomes the new Cap of the MCU.
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They are fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked if they think she can carry a new series of movies.
 
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fiege's already said as much. i don't remember his exact phrasing but it was something like, "leading us into the next phase of the MCU." it's like they are expecting her to take over for RDJ...
 
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