Captain Marvel (2019)

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the whole "the first captain marvel was black" is stupid because it's wrong. the first captain marvel was an alien named Mar-Vel. and then carol danvers was Ms Marvel for forever. going from ms marvel to captain marvel wasn't her taking over for monica like hawkeye taking over ronin.

the break between phase 3 and 4 isn't a new thing. fiege has been talking about there being a shift in what they are doing. he didn't go into details because it seemed to have a lot to do with how end game wraps up, but this was back when end game was still titled "infinity war part 2"
Well actually, the first Captain Marvel has his own movie coming out soon too, but hes more known as Shazam :p
 
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Looking like Oompa Loompas

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Oompa Loompa deedily-dee, the cause of the bomb is a cunt named Brie
 
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Looking like Oompa Loompas

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Fucking Willie Wonka ruins everything.
 
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Well actually, the first Captain Marvel has his own movie coming out soon too, but hes more known as Shazam :p

i mean, i was trying to stick with marvel comics, but that does make the argument even better. the first captain marvel was a white male. someone tell brie to stop appropriating our culture
 
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Looking like Oompa Loompas

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what do you get when you insult your fans?
low ticket sales, PR mess on your hands
 
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There is one note though. There are currently no Marvel movies filming

Personal opinion: there is no way Thor gets killed off, and they already have a literal dump truck of cash parked a block from Hemsworth's house in case Captain Marvel goes south.

That said I firmly believe Doctor Strange and Black Panther preproduction is going strong. That executive council (or whatever they call it) has to have been working on something other than CM, as Endgame finished filming, what, a year ago?
 

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Personal opinion: there is no way Thor gets killed off

yeah, Hemsworth really likes the new direction the character has taken since Ragnarok, i think he's the only OG Avenger that's still really gung-ho and ready to go.
 
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Personal opinion: there is no way Thor gets killed off, and they already have a literal dump truck of cash parked a block from Hemsworth's house in case Captain Marvel goes south.

That said I firmly believe Doctor Strange and Black Panther preproduction is going strong. That executive council (or whatever they call it) has to have been working on something other than CM, as Endgame finished filming, what, a year ago?


There is also Black Widow, GotG 3, and The Eternals. Now you also have to include the new Disney+ stuff because those will all be fully integrated MCU stuff, not like the Netflix shows, Runaways, Cloak and Dagger, etc. Which is currently new stuff for Loki, Vision and Scarlet Witch, and the Bucky/Falcon buddy show.
 

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Main interest I have in this movie is to see if there is any tie in with Agents of SHIELD since Coulson is in this
 
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Harshaw

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Main interest I have in this movie is to see if there is any tie in with Agents of SHIELD since Coulson is in this

Same, good to see Coulson in a movie again. More importantly I wanna see if they try to slip any Skrull stuff in for the future.
 
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Personal opinion: there is no way Thor gets killed off, and they already have a literal dump truck of cash parked a block from Hemsworth's house in case Captain Marvel goes south.

That said I firmly believe Doctor Strange and Black Panther preproduction is going strong. That executive council (or whatever they call it) has to have been working on something other than CM, as Endgame finished filming, what, a year ago?

For sure. Thor fucking rules, he's my favorite character right now. He can absolutely carry a movie, and there's enough support heroes to make any movie with him awesome. Honestly it's stupid Captain Marvel comes out and is the strongest of them all, especially since Thor has been patiently being upgraded each movie, to his version in Infinity Wars which was insanely great.

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I have a solution. How great would it be, since DC is a fucking mess, if they just replaced Captain Marvel with Wonder Woman?
 
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Puniehop confirmed gender traitors who must carry a Brianna Wu in Captain Marvel uniform avatar for the next three months.

Make it happen @Amod.

That dude salts all my posts and won't talk to me.

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You just described most of hollywood.

We went over this like 5 pages ago, shes a lying cunt.

I thought it was 6 days a week with no mention of 2 hours a day of stunt training? but maybe I just didn't read the links.


Did you already see the sweet 5 cheater pullup 9 month intensive workout payoff?

 
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Gavinmad

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For sure. Thor fucking rules, he's my favorite character right now. He can absolutely carry a movie, and there's enough support heroes to make any movie with him awesome. Honestly it's stupid Captain Marvel comes out and is the strongest of them all, especially since Thor has been patiently being upgraded each movie, to his version in Infinity Wars which was insanely great.

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I have a solution. How great would it be, since DC is a fucking mess, if they just replaced Captain Marvel with Wonder Woman?

It wouldn't be, because Wonder Woman is mediocre at best. She only "shines" by comparison to the rest of the DFEU which is a complete shitshow.
 
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pysek

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lulz it's not gonna bomb, this is a marvel movie, an industry that caters to autists who can't live w/o having a mint issue of Captain Marvel 35

they're gonna see it, cuz they can't help themselves, and see it twice.

btw the released comic is also garbage
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written by a chick, drawn by a chick, well buonfantino isn't bad... as far as chick artists go actually, shes just the best of the worst.


She's got MAN hands.

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I thought it was 6 days a week with no mention of 2 hours a day of stunt training? but maybe I just didn't read the links.


Did you already see the sweet 5 cheater pullup 9 month intensive workout payoff?


 
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I am wondering if "Want to see" ratings on RT will return after this debacle has passed. Or if the sternly worded suggestion from Mr. Mouse becomes law....

Also, I wonder if they're bracing for some way to temper the insane level of response which is lining up for the second they open up viewer reviews?
 

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Main interest I have in this movie is to see if there is any tie in with Agents of SHIELD since Coulson is in this

Same, good to see Coulson in a movie again. More importantly I wanna see if they try to slip any Skrull stuff in for the future.

his character in the next season of SHIELD is supposed to be pretty different... maybe they take the Skrull stuff into SHIELD?
 
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I thought it was 6 days a week with no mention of 2 hours a day of stunt training? but maybe I just didn't read the links.


Did you already see the sweet 5 cheater pullup 9 month intensive workout payoff?


lol, thots are in better shape
 
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Sentagur

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I thought it was 6 days a week with no mention of 2 hours a day of stunt training? but maybe I just didn't read the links.


Did you already see the sweet 5 cheater pullup 9 month intensive workout payoff?


5 pullups after 9 months of rigorous training? How many did she start with, negative 45?
 
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