Captain Marvel (2019)
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Drinsic
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The first one was a cheat, but I wouldn't call the others cheater pull ups. Those leg movements were just for balance, not nearly enough inertia to kip. Still... 4 pull ups. Slow down there Arnie.
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Sterling
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Those aren't as bad as you're making them out to be, although the first one was shit. No idea what her starting point was so hard to judge what kind of progress she's made. She's a colossal twat but some of the people in this thread are really reaching for stuff to put her on blast over.
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Leadsalad
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Balance... on an exercise that doesn't require your body to be anything other than a limp dangling noodle...
wat?
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rhinohelix
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She posted it though. Did she go from "I can't hang on to the bar" to "5 barely passable pull-ups" as a mark of success? Charlize Theron she ain't.
Sentagur
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The conspiracist in me wants to think she posted that clip showing a generous framing of her non existent ass hoping some tool would make a glib remark about it giving her ammunition to play a victim of sexual objectification.
She sure as shit has no reason to be proud of her pullups progress unless this was her "before the training" status and the "after training" update is coming soon.
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Chukzombi
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rhinohelix
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how do these rate?
Linda Hamilton's delts vs. Brie Larson's face is the difference between being a badass and a SJW's idea of playing a badass.
Edit: Linda Hamilton's look in T2 was so choice back in the day.
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Chukzombi
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exactly, the fact this entitled brat Larson has to TELL you how much she trained for this role clashes with how much you can SEE Linda Hamilton trained for her role. i mean if it it grabbed Ahunld's attention she must have been doing something right.
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Big Phoenix
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Sorry but if you are in her words in the gym 4 hours a day every day for months straight your ass will be doing a hell of a lot more than 5 pullups. 5 pullups is what any halfway in shape man can do in a few weeks of training.
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Sentagur
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Linda was a badass superhero in the early 90s and she didnt need stupid CGI lightning and a ridiculous mohawk to look the part. She also wasnt bragging about the fact that she was female in an action role because she didnt need to, she played her role and made it believable.
Brie just doesnt measure up on any level.
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Jive Turkey
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So you're telling me 5 of those after 9 months of 'hard' training is even remotely impressive? Or even plausible?
Sterling
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If her starting point was can't even do 1 assisted pullup, then 5 halfass pullups is a long ways from that. Impressive? No, it certainly isn't that.
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Sterling
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Of all the shit in this video, aside from the shitty music, the rock climbing shit was triggering. Those holds are color coded for a reason and just ignoring that is retarded.
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Kiroy
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lol wow she posted this saying this is the result of 9 months of training hahahhaha
Chukzombi
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