Cheated out of my youth

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jayrebb

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7 years is essentially the same sentence you get if you happened to knife someone too many times at the pub.

“Putting it bluntly, ma’am, you are sex mad, decreed Judge Francis Sheridan. “You pleaded guilty to a most dreadful catalog of sexual offending against young boys … Your approach was anything goes as you saw fit in your own drunken stupor. You ran an open house and for that, you should read you ran a home of abuse with you as the abuser—there’s no point in ducking it, no matter how drunk you were.”
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The Judge sounds like he's reaching hard to say something bad. It probably kept him up late but he finally got something together. She ran a fucking open house!!!
 
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Tip that pregnant teacher was having sex, sexting with student led to arrest | Crime | Dallas News
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Hoss

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Tawdry testimony. Do you think jerking off in the courtroom would have gotten you dismissed as a juror?
 
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I wonder if the stress of the trial caused her to put on some weight? I don't recall her being that round in the previous pics I had seen of her.
 
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Yea if you read through the article, no boy talks remotely like that. Sounds like how the parents want it to read so they can get paid.
 
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I agree. When I was 16, I wanted any woman 21 or older. Probably up to about age 35. The older she was, the greater the prize.
 
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40 was always my ideal age. From the first time I found my dad's playboys when i was like 14, up till now at age 42. It was probably raquel welch's fault. He had the issues where she posed at 40 and 50. Plus there was this blond 40 yr old playmate who's centerfold I destroyed.
 
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jayrebb

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40 was always my ideal age. From the first time I found my dad's playboys when i was like 14, up till now at age 42. It was probably raquel welch's fault. He had the issues where she posed at 40 and 50. Plus there was this blond 40 yr old playmate who's centerfold I destroyed.
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I'd say it was definitely just Raquel Welch's fault. She wasn't ranked top 5 of all time for nothing.

Back when they had a little more hips on them...I mean that One Million Years B.C, just damn

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76 and still saucy. nobody can say modern medicine doesn't work.
 
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What kinda shitty life choices to you have to make in order end up a hot female janitor?

Hot chick privileges will land you at least a dental hygienist gig.
 
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Today was the first time I noticed raquel has a fucked up belly button. I need to get my testosterone levels checked.
 
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Today was the first time I noticed raquel has a fucked up belly button. I need to get my testosterone levels checked.
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Didn't want to ruin it for anyone, but fuck it. That's your lipo belly button which is the entry point and zip up point for all lipo procedures involving the abdomen. Can google that for examples of celebs with exact replica belly buttons if you are a disbeliever.

Consider yourself now among the woke! Go forth my son and kill as many buzzes as possible.
 
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Didn't want to ruin it for anyone, but fuck it. That's your lipo belly button which is the entry point and zip up point for all lipo procedures involving the abdomen. Can google that for examples of celebs with exact replica belly buttons if you are a disbeliever.

Consider yourself now among the woke! Go forth my son and kill as many buzzes as possible.
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I'm not sure why you think I would care if the hottie I am day dreaming about has had corrective surgery. Maybe MAYBE if i was looking for her to produce my offspring.
 
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