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Hoss

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Top half, fierce Valkyrie warrior, bottom half Steven Hawking?

Or the pic is 5 years old and she's literally jabba the hut now. That doesn't look like a mugshot.

however they have nothing going on (intellectually).

I came to that realization when I was in my 30's talking to 18 year olds. Felt like she was recapping Beverly Hills 90210, so I stopped her and was like, so, you wanna get outta here and fuck, or what?
 
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Brad2770

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Any woman younger than 25 is just too immature and uneducated. The sex is awesome though. Any woman over 30 is damaged, has kids and is crazy. Sex is great though. The sweet spot is 25-30.
 
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Hoss

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My takeaway from that is that sex is generally a good thing.
 
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Only God can judge me.
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Hoss

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That makes it sound like he kicked her to the curb at age 10.
 
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tera

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can anyone explain the meaning of > in this case. I was always taught when using it descriptively to do what would make it sound out in words. so "I can tell you that fucking <25 is amazing" would read "I can tell you that fucking less than 25 year old is amazing."

I guess mathematically ex. 40 > 25 makes sense but in a literal written translation where we aren't using math it doesn't.

This must be a math nerd thing?

Whoops, I did mean <25. Thanks for pointing out my mistake.
 
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jayrebb

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Whoops, I did mean <25. Thanks for pointing out my mistake.

Legitimately didn't know if it was a mistake. I see that "version" of usage so often and so commonly over the last 10 years, that I started to wonder if there was some math nerd reasoning behind doing it because you DID mention you were 40 in the same sentence before the 25 and maybe there was some math logos behind it.

Anyway, I learned as much as you did from this ;) Cheers.
 
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jayrebb

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As someone just stated earlier today, 22 is the new 12 year old.

So, crunch it, add five years to that-- she was technically 17.

When are we going to assess the mental maturity of the individuals that their proposed legal age represents? We need a hard line in order to hold adults responsible for crime, but when it comes to stuff like this, that isn't justice. You can see the child in her eyes, she has "the look". Arrested development? Not at all, its just the way millennials are.

She looks like a fucking 6 year old in her mug shot for fucks sake.
 
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Any woman younger than 25 is just too immature and uneducated. The sex is awesome though. Any woman over 30 is damaged, has kids and is crazy. Sex is great though. The sweet spot is 25-30.

The problem I have being 31 and not married. Never have been married and don't really have an interest in kids, but good luck finding a woman near my age that doesn't have kids or isn't completely and utterly broken in some form or fashion.
 
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Swagdaddy

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yeah sorry to burst your bubble they start out crazy
 
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