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pharmakos

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mkopec said:
Well i mean, imagine the times. I dont think soap was invented yet and I dont think people took too many showers. Roman baths were a thing and the best it gor was some flower pedals thrown in for the smell.But middle east was not rome. Not to mention the grooming problems without norelco, wax or even a simple bic twin. So, yeah I dont think too many people were going down on each other back them.
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Shaving likely predates writing itself (strong evidence that cavemen used chipped obsidian to shave so their enemies couldn't grab onto their hair) and soap is about as old as writing itself (oldest example is ancient Babylon.)
 
pharmakos

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This is totally offtopic, but I think many people don't realize how knowledgeable ancient people were even before writing was invented. Metallurgy predates writing. Wrap your mind around that. It was an oral tradition for awhile before writing was invented. Earliest evidence of copper smelting is from 5500bc.
 
Zapatta

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mkopec said:
Well i mean, imagine the times. I dont think soap was invented yet and I dont think people took too many showers. Roman baths were a thing and the best it gor was some flower pedals thrown in for the smell.But middle east was not rome. Not to mention the grooming problems without norelco, wax or even a simple bic twin. So, yeah I dont think too many people were going down on each other back them.
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I dont need a time machine to know blowing a dude is disgusting.
 
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Hoss

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I figured KY would be the most progressive state in the union in regards to sodomy since the top but lotion is called kentucky jelly.
 
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Brad2770

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How is a woman that hot "needing" sex from a special needs young adult? (It says he is 18)

I do retarded shit all the time and I don't land teachers that hot.
 
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TrollfaceDeux

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I think i had weird eye contact with weird teacher at my school. Like sexual whatever. Wish i took advantage of that shit.
 
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Oblio

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Brad2770 said:
How is a woman that hot "needing" sex from a special needs young adult? (It says he is 18)

I do retarded shit all the time and I don't land teachers that hot.
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I need a full body shot before I can agree or dis-agree with this statement.
 
jayrebb

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Butthurt said:
Did we get this one?
Married teacher mom, 31, arrested for multiple sex romps in her car with teen boy student

Apparently, its not enough to sleep with the normal students. This one upped the kink by banging the special ed kid
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Too plain jane blonde for me. She is attractive, looks good, but has the Jennifer Aniston plain jane thing going on that is an asexual boner killer for me. Just not sexualized to me. I could hit it no problem, but out of an attractive group she would be dead last and I'd actively try to avoid that option. The Aniston effect turns me off.

This isn't topping the list. A casting director would scroll right past her without even catching his eye.
 
ZyyzYzzy

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jayrebb said:
Too plain jane blonde for me. She is attractive, looks good, but has the Jennifer Aniston plain jane thing going on that is an asexual boner killer for me. Just not sexualized to me. I could hit it no problem, but out of an attractive group she would be dead last and I'd actively try to avoid that option. The Aniston effect turns me off.

This isn't topping the list. A casting director would scroll right past her without even catching his eye.
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Unless he was tarded
 
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LulzSect

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*nvm she was already linked

poor cuck husband tho yikes
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