Cheated out of my youth

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Butthurt said:
Spanish Teacher filming it. Is there some aspiring porn actress-turned-teacher thing going on that no one told me about?
Baltimore teacher sex case: Spanish instructor left during daytime hours to record sex act with student
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"As a young man, this entire ordeal has been extremely confusing for him, just as it would be for any victim that is exposed to sexual activity before they are at a level of maturity," the student’s father said in court.
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There was a rumor around my school (graduated in 87) that was pretty widely believed but never substantiated as far as I know. My 30 year reunion is actually in August so maybe I'll bring it up!

The football coach, who was also my weight training teacher, supposedly got caught fucking the richest, hottest girl in school. The girl that drove her daddy's Ferrari to school once in awhile, when her souped up Toyota Supra was in the shop I guess (yes, it was a fairly big deal car back then for a high school student!). One day he was just gone and she wasn't in school for about a week. I wish I had better details of it, but like I said, just rumors but everyone pretty much believed it. The coach was a typical grumpy dad-bod reliving his glory days like Al Bundy though, so who knows, maybe it wasn't true. No idea why she'd fuck him now that I ponder it. Upside to it was I got a stereotypical Swedish bodybuilder type dude as my new weight training teacher. Guy (that was his name too, actually) was built like the proverbial triangle because he had massive shoulders and a waist slimmer than most pre-teen girls. And he was hilarious because of his accent.

Speaking of reunion, should be like shooting fish in a barrel I hope. I'm never married and no kids, so unless only a couple people show up I should be able to nail a depressed divorcee or two, right??
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Haha, I went and looked her up on Facebook. She's divorced, so that's awesome. But she lives in Huntington Beach, while our school is near Sacramento, so she may not be coming back for the reunion.

This was funny though. Her most recent timeline post was from her dad, which is just fucking perfect for my story.

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Good news everyone! She posted that she bought her reunion ticket!

The quest begins.
 
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jayrebb

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Hoss said:
According to that article 16 is the age of consent, so 90 days is actually pretty harsh.
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Correct. In real life, that is fucking harsh.

Most violent crime such as assault and battery doesn't see 30 days nevermind 90 days. Every case I see come through the courts that involves drugs or sex, the hammer comes down and someone goes to jail.

Every time a scuffle, a gang assault, or a bar fight between males came through the court, the DA did whatever the defense said, which was always probation. Every. Time. I didn't see anyone go to jail for punching the shit out of someone in my time there. If it wasn't domestic assault, they weren't interested in prosecuting. Drugs or sex, automatic jail. I was amazed at how many people you can punch the shit out of in this state as long as you don't hit some old guy-- you have a license to punch as many people as you want in a social setting as long as you are a good bullshitter. The go-to defense argument I saw was "he was trying to buy drugs from people, I have family who just got out of rehab and was mad im sorry.". I was a wide-eyed wildebeast that drugs could also be used as a foil to avoid the hammer. Everyone had a "good excuse" for beating someone up. But when the excuses came for sex and drugs, they were a sick sick person "trying to take advantage of the system". And "addicts and enablers won't be tolerated".

Still creeped out at the tyrannical rationale of this one judge. After listening to an officers testimony about how the guy didn't deserve the hammer, the judge said "but you have been taken advantage of by an addict", attacking law enforcement. Not once did he move to do the same on anything to do with a violent offender.

I'm sure California is a little different with regards to the Sex/Drugs vs Violence sentencing issue.
 
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Man this thread bums me out. Seeing these typically cute female teachers bang students and get probation or like a year in jail is crazy. I'm a male high school teacher and if I banged a student they'd probably hang me from a tree or something.
 
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Concentrate on banging the hot teachers.
 
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Bows said:
Man this thread bums me out. Seeing these typically cute female teachers bang students and get probation or like a year in jail is crazy. I'm a male high school teacher and if I banged a student they'd probably hang me from a tree or something.
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might as well as castrate yourself because that is the only redemption you will have as a man for fucking jailbaits.
 
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Concentrate on banging the hot teachers.
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This, especially one of the new ones with a freshly minted degree who still have their college whore mentality in place, which is why they are probably banging jailbait in the first place. Every single 20 something teacher at my HS got snapped up by the older single men who worked there instantly, because of that dynamic.
 
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