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Do I forego witch powers and immortality so I can start a High School Women's Intersectional Cultural and Creative Association (WICCA)?
I wonder...
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Chilling Adventures of Sabrina
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Do I forego witch powers and immortality so I can start a High School Women's Intersectional Cultural and Creative Association (WICCA)?
I wonder...
TJT
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The plot devolved to Sabrina trying to take out 4 football players. The reason? Jocks do dumb things and tear up their dumb womyn power poster. Suzie charges one and he ole's her like a bull then punches her in face. Then they all run off. So she goes to the principal/teacher and demands they get put in jail for assault even though Suzie told her that she started it. That and 3 of the boys didn't do shit because she only attacked one.
Then she magically cages their boners forever after bewitching them to have gay sex with each other and photographing it.
Then she magically cages their boners forever after bewitching them to have gay sex with each other and photographing it.
I may be done with this.
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TJT
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Ok nerds. I was bored a bit this weekend working on some stuff so I powered through all of it. I give it 3/5. Enjoyable and had a few good moments. It largely drops the SJW insanity after the first three episodes.
It does have quite a lot of annoying womyn power crap. Sabrina herself is kind of insufferable but she's cute and it's okay. The Church of Night sounds pretty reasonable really!
Harvey and all the good boys on the show are total soy boy faggots though. But I guess that's to be expected.
It does have quite a lot of annoying womyn power crap. Sabrina herself is kind of insufferable but she's cute and it's okay. The Church of Night sounds pretty reasonable really!
Harvey and all the good boys on the show are total soy boy faggots though. But I guess that's to be expected.
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Croetec
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Didn't think I'd get into this but pretty good so far though enjoying the aunts and Ambrose more then Sabrina. The weird out of time setting is refreshing as well nice mix of modern with late 50's early 60's. Hoping Netflix doesn't get some weird bug up their ass and randomly cancel it.
Caliane
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I want to like this more. but its so hard...
Getting over how radically different it is from the "Chilling adventures" comic is tough. The story and characters are in many ways diametrically opposed.
But then there is also the sjw shit. Which is doubly frustrating as it doesnt make any fucking sense even in the context of the tv series own mythology.
"MALE priests of false god" are totes male and bad. oh, btw we also have male priests, and follow the male dark lord. Where the fuck is this anti-male shit even coming from? it makes no sense in the context of the fiction, where there are male witches, and they serve Satan. they arent fucking wicca worshipping a mother goddess.
Witches are heartless monsters, killing, eating people, summoning demons, worshiping satan etc... They sit there blasé as they discuss a demon eating a persons soul, and then moving onto another..
then, suddenly. omg humans killed a deer!? how very dare they! , the head priest took advantage of a young witch?! omg, how horrible! like, the writers forgot the witches are monsters. why would they suddenly care? they were also murdering child witches with the harrowing shit earlier.
Its like the writers forget there own premises to "man bad" periodically.
Getting over how radically different it is from the "Chilling adventures" comic is tough. The story and characters are in many ways diametrically opposed.
But then there is also the sjw shit. Which is doubly frustrating as it doesnt make any fucking sense even in the context of the tv series own mythology.
"MALE priests of false god" are totes male and bad. oh, btw we also have male priests, and follow the male dark lord. Where the fuck is this anti-male shit even coming from? it makes no sense in the context of the fiction, where there are male witches, and they serve Satan. they arent fucking wicca worshipping a mother goddess.
Witches are heartless monsters, killing, eating people, summoning demons, worshiping satan etc... They sit there blasé as they discuss a demon eating a persons soul, and then moving onto another..
then, suddenly. omg humans killed a deer!? how very dare they! , the head priest took advantage of a young witch?! omg, how horrible! like, the writers forgot the witches are monsters. why would they suddenly care? they were also murdering child witches with the harrowing shit earlier.
Its like the writers forget there own premises to "man bad" periodically.
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TJT
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Oh yeah I lulled at that Witch in the forest. Sure I was happy to be ritually sacrificed and cannibalized by my coven. But sex before that? YOU MONSTERS!?
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Arden
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Two thumbs down on the Arden Movie/TV Scale. 
Overwritten, underacted, with plot holes you can drive a mack truck through. I actually like kiernan shipka and think she's a pretty good actress, but this show is a good example of how poor direction and writing can dull good acting. Disappointed. Was hoping this would be good after early hype.
Overwritten, underacted, with plot holes you can drive a mack truck through. I actually like kiernan shipka and think she's a pretty good actress, but this show is a good example of how poor direction and writing can dull good acting. Disappointed. Was hoping this would be good after early hype.
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TJT
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It's a gay underage orgy. Not sure why its troubling. Its diverse and wonderful!
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I think the show is reasonably enjoyable... but the SJW stuff is so cringeworthy that I thought it was parody at first.
We’re on episode 7 and I think we’re done. The blurry cam and SJW shit is very ham-handed and the combo with the nonsense writing is gonna put this show in the coffin for us. Sucks because I think there was a lot of potential.
Siliconemelons
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Any tits? Seems to be the only thing to even search this shit.
If any of what I read was "flipped" it would be condemned so hard and loud- but it's vs white "cis" males LOL made gay (gays should be against this technically) and then castrated forever because...??? Fuck males! Haha
If any of what I read was "flipped" it would be condemned so hard and loud- but it's vs white "cis" males LOL made gay (gays should be against this technically) and then castrated forever because...??? Fuck males! Haha
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I would point out with the witches involved their is really no telling how old they actually are. Also everybody there was still pretty much clothed. Pretty sure folks need to get undressed for it to actually be an orgy.