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DrFukasaka

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My wife's sister is really hot and loves to drink , she and her kids spent the whole summer with us to help take care of her and my wife's dying mom. The wife and sister would rotate every other night who would stay at this hospital. My plan was to get the sister drunk enough to make some mistakes but the kids were always an issue so I may or may not have made for them cherry slushies with benardyl got the sister drunk on margaritas and fucked her.
 
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DrFukasaka said:
My wife's sister is really hot and loves to drink , she and her kids spent the whole summer with us to help take care of her and my wife's dying mom. The wife and sister would rotate every other night who would stay at this hospital. My plan was to get the sister drunk enough to make some mistakes but the kids were always an issue so I may or may not have made for them cherry slushies with benardyl got the sister drunk on margaritas and fucked her.
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I don't believe your lies anymore.
 
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DrFukasaka said:
My wife's sister is really hot and loves to drink , she and her kids spent the whole summer with us to help take care of her and my wife's dying mom. The wife and sister would rotate every other night who would stay at this hospital. My plan was to get the sister drunk enough to make some mistakes but the kids were always an issue so I may or may not have made for them cherry slushies with benardyl got the sister drunk on margaritas and fucked her.
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Evernothing said:
I actually use the D.E.N.N.I.S. system on chicks, and it works.
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Is that where you pull a Dennis from Always Sunny and put them in situations where they can leave, but won't because of the implications?

edit - holy fuck I was making a joke, I didn't realize it was actually an Always Sunny bit.
 
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a_skeleton_01 said:
Is that where you pull a Dennis from Always Sunny and put them in situations where they can leave, but won't because of the implications?

edit - holy fuck I was making a joke, I didn't realize it was actually an Always Sunny bit.
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Met some hot blond while at a bar in Vegas and went back to her room at the Palazzo and proceeded to fuck her brains out. While she was in the bathroom cleaning up I just happened to be next to her suitcase that was open and, in my drunken stupor, grabbed a pair of her panties and put them in my pants pocket. I just wanted a trophy/souvenir I suppose.
 
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Echuta said:
Met some hot blond while at a bar in Vegas and went back to her room at the Palazzo and proceeded to fuck her brains out. While she was in the bathroom cleaning up I just happened to be next to her suitcase that was open and, in my drunken stupor, grabbed a pair of her panties and put them in my pants pocket. I just wanted a trophy/souvenir I suppose.
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This isn't even a confession, it's more of a boast.
 
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