Dating

Animosity · Mar 27, 2023

Rajaah said:
Never used soap for lube. Is it alright to put soap way up in there? I feel like it isn't.

Regardless, shower sex feels odd and is dangerous, shower foreplay is fucking tremendous. Do that for a while, then dry off and do the actual deed in a bed.

No it’s fucking retarded.

Rajaah · Mar 31, 2023

Animosity said:
No it’s fucking retarded.

What is?

zombiewizardhawk · Apr 1, 2023

Dating.

pharmakos · Apr 7, 2023

Animosity said:
Do this if you want zero likes. Selfies are the worst kind of pictures to use on a dating profile. Use pictures of you doing stuff, and have a friend take a couple good pictures of just you.

Selfies don't always have just you in them.............

pharmakos · Apr 7, 2023

This selfie got a 9.8 on Hot or Not dot com. Note how huge my dick looks in it. This is the sort of picture you guys should be posting if you want to get laid. Genuinely.

Animosity · Apr 7, 2023

Ya dont use that picture guys.

Hateyou · Apr 7, 2023

Dirty shoes tightened so hard no blood flows to the toes.
Ripped jeans from Hot Topic.
Braided belt the same color as your Hanes T-shirt
Most unstylish glasses you can find
Side burns to draw attention away from your receding hairline
Hawaiian love sign to show how laid back you are
Public restroom hotness
Sick flip phone to take your 1.2 megapixel selfie

I don’t see anything wrong with this picture guys.

pharmakos · Apr 7, 2023

Animosity said:
Ya dont use that picture guys.

You're just not gay enough to notice how awesome my bulge looks in that pic tbpimo

pharmakos · Apr 7, 2023

Hateyou said:
Dirty shoes tightened so hard no blood flows to the toes.
Ripped jeans from Hot Topic.
Braided belt the same color as your Hanes T-shirt
Most unstylish glasses you can find
Side burns to draw attention away from your receding hairline
Hawaiian love sign to show how laid back you are
Public restroom hotness
Sick flip phone to take your 1.2 megapixel selfie

I don’t see anything wrong with this picture guys.

I posted it on Hot or Not as a fluke but it genuinely got a lot of response. As well many of the women I've been with have said they really like that picture. Maybe you're just not gay enough to see the appeal.

pharmakos · Apr 7, 2023

Also they're just plain Levi's no Hot Topic lol

Aldarion · Apr 7, 2023

I didnt realize they made belts for dudes that arent leather

Cutlery · Apr 7, 2023

Aldarion said:
I didnt realize they made belts for dudes that arent leather

They don't.

Animosity · Apr 7, 2023

Aldarion said:
I didnt realize they made belts for dudes that arent leather

Only in the childrens section. Which is clearly where he shops with these outfits.

Edaw · Apr 7, 2023

chthonic-anemos · Apr 7, 2023

pharmakos said:
This selfie got a 9.8 on Hot or Not dot com. Note how huge my dick looks in it. This is the sort of picture you guys should be posting if you want to get laid. Genuinely.

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gay dudes are upvoting the bulge, women are upvoting the top of your head being ≥ the tallest background object

Captain Suave · Apr 7, 2023

Hoss said:
My wife became an exercise nut shortly after we got married, and while I think it increased her libido slightly, we don't actually do it any more often because she's always so tired from the gym. I think part of her problem is that she doesn't like fucking dirty. So she gets home from the gym, showers, and then doesn't want to have to shower again when we're done.

Morning sex ftw.

Hateyou · Apr 7, 2023

Aldarion said:
I didnt realize they made belts for dudes that arent leather

I believe it’s a shower hanging loop tied to a strawberry flavored fruit by the foot

Chukzombi · Apr 8, 2023

Aldarion said:
I didnt realize they made belts for dudes that arent leather

when i was in the boy scouts , their standard belt was canvas. OD green.

Hateyou said:
Dirty shoes tightened so hard no blood flows to the toes.
Ripped jeans from Hot Topic.
Braided belt the same color as your Hanes T-shirt
Most unstylish glasses you can find
Side burns to draw attention away from your receding hairline
Hawaiian love sign to show how laid back you are
Public restroom hotness
Sick flip phone to take your 1.2 megapixel selfie

I don’t see anything wrong with this picture guys.

yeah those are slob footwear, women dig on shoes, if they are digging on slob shoes then it doesnt say much for the woman.
ripped jeans is for 16 yr old boys
the glasses seem alright. not my style. i like very narrow rectangular glasses.
i had sideburns in the 70s, they did nothing for me. i'm not into Elvis.
last guy i saw give that sign was Jimmy Snuka
taking pictures in the public men's room is weird as fuck and if i saw some dude doing that shit in there i would call the cops on him.
bad picture with even worse dutch angle. most people dont know how to take pictures properly. pictures like that are very common.

yerm · Apr 8, 2023

pharmakos said:
This selfie got a 9.8 on Hot or Not dot com. Note how huge my dick looks in it. This is the sort of picture you guys should be posting if you want to get laid. Genuinely.

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Dude I don't know how to say this nicely but you look really really poor. You don't want to show off some late 90s phone if you don't have a real smartphone when your clothes and location (basic / restroom) aren't offsetting it. Same with like if your car is shitty, don't flaunt a beater, or if your room is trashed maybe don't show it (or fucking clean), shit like that.

ToeMissile · Apr 8, 2023

I'm surprised no one has mentioned that the photo is taken in a public restroom...

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