Goatface
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lets turn a hero that has been around for 60+ years into sad crying war criminal with a powerful mommy-wife
DC Universe (Batman vs Superman thread).
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lets turn a hero that has been around for 60+ years into sad crying war criminal with a powerful mommy-wife
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Goatface
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iirc during an alien invasion of his new home world, he murdered prisoners along with women and children. when someone called him a war criminal afterwards he shot them in face. he got kicked out of the JL. pretty sure it was an alternate timeline tho
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Chukzombi
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Aldarion
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what? no. eternals was worse. captain marvel was worse. I'd say black panther 1 or 2 was worse but why would I watch those in the first place?
flash was terrible. just as bad as everything anyone has ever said about it.
but those were worse
now the hard question is aquaman vs flash. and FML, I can't pick between them. so bad. just not as bad as eternals and captain marvel.
flash was terrible. just as bad as everything anyone has ever said about it.
but those were worse
now the hard question is aquaman vs flash. and FML, I can't pick between them. so bad. just not as bad as eternals and captain marvel.
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MCU was destroyed by woke politics. DC destroyed itself through typical Warner Brothers corporate incompetence
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Chris
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Captain Marvel wasn't as bad as Aquaman.
Captain Marvel had a basic story with an unlikeable actress but some increased interest due to The Avengers.
Aquaman had all that, even worse dialogue, ultimately no link to shared universe, and unbelivable CGI shit flying all over the screen like Star Wars prequels on crack.
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Gavinmad
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First Aquaman was fine. Not Shazam good but perfectly middle of the road. *edit* lol Chris is just relentless with the fucking retarded takes. Aquaman worse than Captain Marvel? Piss off.
The first attempt at the DCEU never really had a chance because WB thought they could copy the success of the MCU without laying a foundation first. This second attempt at the DCEU doesn't have a chance because Gunn is high on his own brand as a 'miracle worker' when in reality it was the original casting director who made the magic happen. Gunn didn't even want Pratt as Star Lord until the director brought him in for an interview after Gunn had already said no. Declaring Tom King to be 'an integral part of the DCU' really cements the fact that he's just an out of touch corrupt Hollywood pedophile who happened to get lucky.
The first attempt at the DCEU never really had a chance because WB thought they could copy the success of the MCU without laying a foundation first. This second attempt at the DCEU doesn't have a chance because Gunn is high on his own brand as a 'miracle worker' when in reality it was the original casting director who made the magic happen. Gunn didn't even want Pratt as Star Lord until the director brought him in for an interview after Gunn had already said no. Declaring Tom King to be 'an integral part of the DCU' really cements the fact that he's just an out of touch corrupt Hollywood pedophile who happened to get lucky.
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Chris
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This is a political take. Yes the politics of Captain Marvel is worse than Aquaman.
I'm talking about the plot, the setting, the dialouge, the knowing what the fuck is on the screen.
IT HAS A WAR AGAINST LOBSTER PEOPLE.
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Gavinmad
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Just so I understand this correctly, you were confused by the existence of aquatic humanoids in a movie about aquatic humanoids?
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Human Kingdom 1 is allied with Human Kingdom 2, then they go to inexplicably Mermaid Kingdom and kidnap the butt faced Princess so they can invade inexplicably Lobster Kingdom...
Then there's Jellyfish Spaceships fighting Giant Lobsters and guys riding fucking Sharks but with scifi guns.
But Aquaman stops the fighting by launching a tornado of Dolphins at them. Cut to reaction shot of Amber Heard who can't act or emote. WHY.
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