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GuardianX

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Nobody? Lol
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The reality nailed on the head.

I mean the reality is, blizzard shot their load to reach that diverse market share, and they nailed it. Too bad that market-share they hung themselves for is less than 1% of the US population.
 
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They should fife all 9000 people from d4. And just hire the pd2 guy for 1mil a year and let him do it all himself
 
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BoozeCube

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GuardianX said:
Dunno if true, but funny...



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Maybe next time "Early Adopters" or in the case of game devs today, "Early Victims" will realize they are just fronting cash for games not finished.

If you can't pirate it, let it sit for a bit before buying..
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If this doesn't give Blizzard a clue they should fire every retard who touched Diablo 4 nothing will.
 
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BoozeCube

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bigmark268 said:
They should fife all 9000 people from d4. And just hire the pd2 guy for 1mil a year and let him do it all himself
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Blizzard is too fucking stupid to do this. They wouldn't even pay the guy who made DOTA and lost an entire billion dollar industry because they were too busy sucking tranbo cock.
 
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Chris

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Blizzard is too fucking stupid to do this. They wouldn't even pay the guy who made DOTA and lost an entire billion dollar industry because they were too busy sucking tranbo cock.
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And the Tower Defence guys, and the Auto Chess guys, and the Amoung Us guys...
 
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Lanx

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This game has mostly unattractive character models. Korea is the king of making attractive character models for games. Not surprised this is the reception it gets in Korea.
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yea no joke my wife said
wtf, why is the barbarian fat?
wtf, why is the druid ugly?

well now shes only limited to 3 classes to choose from
 
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Leadsalad

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The barb is fat? Just looks like a CrossFit sarms using female to me.

The Druid is definitely a fucking ham planet though.
 
Burns

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Yar, I guess I didn't look at Barb female very long, cause the male looks like Conan. I also didn't really want to play the fat bastard druid either though...since you have to look at them when you are on character select and inventory.
 
Lasch

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I wonder how much that announcement of yearly expansions just completely gutted the chance of this game to have a large percentage of its player base ever come back.
 
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Mist

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I wonder how much that announcement of yearly expansions just completely gutted the chance of this game to have a large percentage of its player base ever come back.
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I'd play again if the expansion was under 20 bucks and if it included a class I wanted to play.
 
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Mist

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Seananigans said:
Lol under 20 bucks
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the simpsons mcbain GIF
 
Daidraco

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With how Blizzard dances around words so they can hold up their best face while everyone spends their money - I already know that theyre abusing the word expansion just to deceive the would-be players into thinking they'll get far more content than what will actually be there. Im almost positive that if this were another AAA company in 2010, they would be calling this a DLC. Something that should be 5.99 or 9.99. But nope, theyre calling it an expansion and theyre going to charge 50+ for it. Inflation my ass - theyre gouging plain and simple.

This also solidifies in my mind that their seasons are going to always be forgettable and that its not even worth checking up on what each season does anymore. Not that season 1 and the teaser for season 2 have been anywhere near enticing to begin with. Ive seen other games include classes and zones into their seasonal content that were free. Do we really think that this team, the one thats recoloring mobs to red to represent "vampire!" will be giving away a zone or a class for free?
 
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BoozeCube

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So the game being complete trash aids aside, another thing that really baffles me is this cocksuckers want to sell skins and shit that seems to be a big part of their desired motorization goals.

Why would you make the characters look so ugly? I know we like to give Blizzard a pass in the art department because it's usually decent, but in a game designed around selling barbie doll dress up one would think they would put some effort into this.
 
Mist

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BoozeCube said:
So the game being complete trash aids aside, another thing that really baffles me is this cocksuckers want to sell skins and shit that seems to be a big part of their desired motorization goals.

Why would you make the characters look so ugly? I know we like to give Blizzard a pass in the art department because it's usually decent, but in a game designed around selling barbie doll dress up one would think they would put some effort into this.
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I thought the aesthetic of the base game was good. But it's definitely not good for monetizing.
 
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BoozeCube said:
So the game being complete trash aids aside, another thing that really baffles me is this cocksuckers want to sell skins and shit that seems to be a big part of their desired motorization goals.

Why would you make the characters look so ugly? I know we like to give Blizzard a pass in the art department because <it was> decent, but in a game designed around selling barbie doll dress up one would think they would put some effort into this.
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Fixed. When they started systematically changing artwork that had been around for decades (Jaina Proudmore comes to mind) their art department is full on PoS status.
 
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Leon

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I'd play again if the expansion was under 20 bucks and if it included a class I wanted to play.
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Told ya you’d be back when you said never again.

Even for 50 cents an expansion no one should play this abortion anymore.
 
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