Hit 72, think I'm done.
Game breadcrumbs you to the leaderboard thing which is double your level and one shots you. OK, not a big deal it's some motivation for later...
Except you can't leave. Popup says to quit via the leaderboard UI. The what!? Had to google that it's in the challenges tab.
Try and hit up the endgame bosses, I have to look for the tiny symbol on the map. Beat the lv75 crusader flail golem thing, go to the next lv75 one... don't recognise it... check it's not Andariel... well Duriel is lv100 so can't be. Go in and it's Andariel and I don't have the items for it. Can't do the one by Whisper tree because I have 20 of each mat but WT4 needs hearts I don't have yet. Nothing is properly signposted as to what the fuck to do or what I need.
So I go back to walking around the helltide summoning area, get some Malignant Hearts but I start to suspect that I could drop Bone Spirit one shots from my build and just go all in with auto attack minions and become braindead.
Anyway so I climb up onto the roof at Last Light Inn and snipe Isobel from there. Her moonsheild falls and the entire questhub turns into zombies from the shadowcurse, I deceive Jaheria into thinking it was a "terrible accident" and she fights with me. She drops some helpful hailstorm aoes but cursed thorns from the earth itself rise to take her. I wipe it all out, get half a level and loot the place. That night Bhaal himself rewards me with the form of the slayer.
That's what a video game should sound like, that was about 20 mins of BG3. In my first playthrough I helped those people instead of slaughtering them. I didn't walk around three glowing rocks hitting the same succubus enemy for hours.