Poll Do you like the feel of a dick in your hand?

Are you gay if you like your own dick?

  • Yes - only women should touch it unless pissing

    Votes: 7 14.3%

  • No - it is silky smooth for a reason

    Votes: 42 85.7%
  • Total voters
    49
iannis

iannis

Musty Nester
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What if we're checking ourselves for cancer?

Is it gay when you check yourself for lumps?

I'm really really concerned about dick cancer, and I refuse to be ashamed of my concientious nature.

It's just good hygiene!
 
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Feanor

Feanor

Karazhan Raider
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Great. Now I'm picturing her filthy green cunt incubating new alien life forms cos she hasn't washed it in years.

Thanks trex.
 
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Adebisi

Adebisi

Clump of Cells
<Silver Donator>
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Why would you make the question stem different than the thread title?

Jesus do we need a course on forum polling strategy?
 
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Bruuce

Bruuce

Blackwing Lair Raider
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I think trex had some cute boobies but I bet her baby destroyed them
 
eltool

eltool

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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Then surely if you stimulate your clit during sex, this makes you a lesbian huh?

Lez..
 
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vegrant

vegrant

Trakanon Raider
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definition of depressing: having to clean the fleshlight after you are done. Hand 4 lyfe
 
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tyen

tyen

EQ in a browser wait time: ____
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eltool said:
Then surely if you stimulate your clit during sex, this makes you a lesbian huh?

Lez..
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Soygen

Soygen

The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One
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trex trex , you're still getting butthurt about Tyen rubbing one out while married to you? You need to let it go, because he isn't.
 
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zombiewizardhawk

zombiewizardhawk

Potato del Grande
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loudgas said:
related...
Texas masturbation bill is now in the hands of the Texas State Affairs Committee
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"Masturbatory emissions must be stored for the wife to use for conception at a later time."

Da fuck? That's just asking for some crazy bitches to take all the saved up semen of rich guys and get preggo for that sweet sweet child support money.

Also, how the fuck can you fine someone for masturbating? Are there a bunch of people in Texas who like to jerk it in front of witnesses?
 
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