Poll Do you like the feel of a dick in your hand?

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Dalien

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So I guess the million dollar question in this thread is who do you tyen tyen fantasize about when you jerk off? Who is your go to when you're not getting that sweet swamp donkey poon?
 

Gamma Rays

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Hey, does this mean that when I take a large dump, one that takes a big effort to push out. Then afterwards, I feel really good, does that now mean that I'm gay and I feel good 'cause I like my turds anally fucking me???

Trexxy logic says yes.
 

Vanessa

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Oh I just noticed Trexxy started thread. Thread kinda sucks... is this her typical fare?

BTW, trex trex I thought you were cute and had nice bewbies (B cups at most of course).. the swamp donkey label was a stretch, honestly. Sorry you had to be treated as such.
 
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tyen

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So I guess the million dollar question in this thread is who do you tyen tyen fantasize about when you jerk off? Who is your go to when you're not getting that sweet swamp donkey poon?

Lesbians
 
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Chanur

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ilikefoods

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"Masturbatory emissions must be stored for the wife to use for conception at a later time."

Da fuck? That's just asking for some crazy bitches to take all the saved up semen of rich guys and get preggo for that sweet sweet child support money.

Also, how the fuck can you fine someone for masturbating? Are there a bunch of people in Texas who like to jerk it in front of witnesses?

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They know it's retarded, they don't actually want these laws passed, they just want to raise awareness of issues women face / retarded anti abortion laws.


As for the original question, it depends on the colour, length, diameter, weight, girth and angle of the tip of the cock obviously.
 
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trex

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Oh I just noticed Trexxy started thread. Thread kinda sucks... is this her typical fare?

BTW, trex trex I thought you were cute and had nice bewbies (B cups at most of course).. the swamp donkey label was a stretch, honestly. Sorry you had to be treated as such.

Thanks bb. I think you're weird AF
 
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zombiewizardhawk

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They know it's retarded, they don't actually want these laws passed, they just want to raise awareness of issues women face / retarded anti abortion laws.

You say that as if you're confident that lawmakers would never (and haven't in the past) pass such ridiculous laws... Putting it in front of the fucking people for a vote is going a little bit beyond "raising awareness".
 

jayrebb

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dick in a hand can be a big moment for a gf.

my ex didnt locate a dick in a hand, but she assumed because I shoo'd her away from my office that thats why I was shoo'ing her away at 3 AM, when I thought it was fairly obvious I was deep in thought and had my headset hanging off my neck.

thats the one berglord thing about me I hate being disturbed when tasking or if ive been on a PC for longer than an hour. I dont care who you are you will fuck right off...

she went insane over it. lost her mind. i cant even type the details of where it went from there.
 

Ridas

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dick in a hand can be a big moment for a gf.

my ex didnt locate a dick in a hand, but she assumed because I shoo'd her away from my office that thats why I was shoo'ing her away at 3 AM, when I thought it was fairly obvious I was deep in thought and had my headset hanging off my neck.

thats the one berglord thing about me I hate being disturbed when tasking or if ive been on a PC for longer than an hour. I dont care who you are you will fuck right off...

she went insane over it. lost her mind. i cant even type the details of where it went from there.

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jayrebb

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took 2 weeks to come back around, but her interpretation was I had a porn studio I was running in my office, and that the team I was talking to on the phone earlier (was actually my LoL team) was other people helping me produce it online (I guess through some kind of groupchat skype deal)

i can only speculate, but i assume what went into the allegation were these observations/assumptions:

1) assumed jerking was going on (I guess? Was pretty obvious there was none of that.)
2) old abandoned Alienware PC, another random PC, and external HDs strewn out on the floor were some kind of producer-gear, along with the headset (they wear headsets in movies I guess when they show movie producers/television producers or something)
3) fact we used the TV linked to external HDs to sometimes watch movies, and I once remarked half joking that there was a lot of porn on there
4) my perceived socioeconomic status (probably sealed the deal, like I was some big shot at Brazzers in her mind)

Any more detail would be too personally identifying and I am not comfortable sharing any more about this ordeal. Just thought it would be a gr8 lesson on making sure your significant other knows there is no dicks in hand going on as salty and I have voted for in the above poll.

From what I've gathered Trex is probably the same way.
 
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Hoss

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I don't understand why there's a pissing caveat in the poll. Doesn't everyone just stand there with their hands on their hips and let it dance around like an unruly firehose? It's the only straight way to piss.
 

GonzytheMage

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I don't understand why there's a pissing caveat in the poll. Doesn't everyone just stand there with their hands on their hips and let it dance around like an unruly firehose? It's the only straight way to piss.


If you shake your dick without touching it you will get piss everywhere.

If you don't shake your dick at all you will get piss in your underwear.

If you shake your dick alot you are jacking off.
 

trex

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I'm crazy for sure. If I suspected Tyen was running a porn empire I'd flip the fuck out. Sit at his computer for 12 hours deeply investigating every website visited and reading months back of every discord chat. Then write down every piece of suspicious evidence and give him the 3rd degree until he admitted to what I suspected. Then I'd kick him out and fuck his best friend. Nbd.

I haven't walked in with hand on dick, but I have found random things with semen on them. And once he had a jizz towel on his desk and was obviously trying to find a video.

Men are heathens.
 
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