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Intrinsic

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I can only fapp so much.... that dress... jesus

Appropriate for a masquerade ball after, not for hosting a major.

And my dick. Also appropriate.
 

Northerner

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Not like she is there to ask the tricky questions. Hey, I'd complain but that's just chicks in sportscasting since, well, forever. Not that many of them are not brilliant but shit be what it is.

Secret LQ turning out fun, as expected! This meta and this major have actually been fucking fantastic. The shitstorm that is production and James execution shall be forgotten it seems on the back of some insane dota from the nerds.
 

Northerner

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I would just kick EE at this point. You can't defend how bad he's been.
Yeah? We'll see in the next little bit now won't we?

Hey, I am an unabashed EE fanboi but even then, what he does **is** exciting. Is it smart? Oh fuck, hell no. Still, I'd hitch my cart to Jackie anytime.
 

Zaphid

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This is like next level trolling - Secret start throwing and then decide to show up and play fucking flawless, when liquid looks like they won.
 

Caal

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Yeah? We'll see in the next little bit now won't we?

Hey, I am an unabashed EE fanboi but even then, what he does **is** exciting. Is it smart? Oh fuck, hell no. Still, I'd hitch my cart to Jackie anytime.
Can't be results orientated with that kinda shit. Thats two days in a row of EE retardation.
 

Northerner

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"Then EE said I'm going to get a divine rapier guys" - Misery

Post game interview.

Don't play down the importance of that mindset in competitive *anything* Caal. Sometimes the crazy is sane and honestly, as much as I HATE that in coworkers, it can be functional.

I actually talked about the really incredibly stupid jump that EE did when safe and cliffed last night with a friend/coworker that falls on the sales/retention side of the business. He is less geeky but defended it completely as a thing you do no matter what, even knowing that it costs you now just so you can maintain that appearance. He's stupid of course (marketing/sales weasel side) but not wrong. Acting crazy influences how others react.
 

Lunis

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Northerner

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Jacky be cray but Jacky also be good.

To present time predictions, EG rape upcoming I think. This is right up their ally, greedy yes but still, I think they can pull it off.

EDIT: Not good for MPV, sad as I kinda like them. No real huge misplays but more a bad draft for this meta and against this team. I'm starting to think that some teams are missing the need for being more meaty in this one. (As I know better than the pros of course...)
 

Zaphid

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MVP have no chance against EG this deep in the tournament, ppd is too good for that and g1 proves me right so far.
 

Northerner

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I'd have to agree there.

Not that MVP isn't good enough by any means but it is one of those A is better than B in all the right ways. A (EG) is not the best team in the tourney but they are probably the right team to kill this team.

EDIT: Well, evidently. Next game will show what's what.

EDIT2: EG actually might be the best in the tourney.

EDIT3: They got this like Trump has the nom.

E4: MVP isn't playing like sane people. Still fucked I think but shit boys, watch this replay.

HAHAHA!~
"Sheeve, DO YOU PLAY DOTA?" Third rail shit right there.
 

Northerner

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So, got shit to do and even more so since I've been idiotic enough to watch this tourney this deep on nights when I should be doing other stuff.

I'll be unlikely around for the next bit but since I am almost a given as an oracle, I should finish what I started.

EG loses to Secret and the world comes together in peace afterwords. xxx.Trump ruins it all later.
 

Gravel

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Is Winter just a caster now? He's been there every single day it seems. Or is this just a "my team isn't playing in the tournament, so sure I'll cast" kind of thing?

Edit: Also, those player intro things are the cringiest things ever. Liquid's was the worst, with their stupid fucking sideways hats. Like, I know they want to make it a legit sport, but they're huge nerds.
 

Jox

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I'd prefer them going back to the backgrounds of a few players, at least those tried to hit you in the feels.