Dota makes me want to kill myself sometimes.
Weekly reset happens, got on a team with about a 500 mmr average more than me with a guy who is super confident. He takes mid and says, "Guys, go all in. I promise you a win." Team proceeds to bet 500 tokens individual and 250+ team shared, and we all double down on MMR rank. Other team is total plebs and only 2 of them even have a compendium. We proceed to get shit stomped in a 28 min GG.
I am totally tilted at this point and queue up again. Game loads, I am the highest MMR this time. This guy says, "Mid r Feed". First picks Phantom Assassin and puts his hero icon in our jungle. The rest of us and all talking, trying to pick a non-shit team, and not even know if this fucking queer was serious or not, because he must have alt-tabbed to look at midget porn or something. Our last picker is saying,"PA are you really going mid??" No response, so he takes a Viper. Game starts and PA blows his fucking gasket because he and viper are both mid, leaving just a Magnus in safelane who feeds 3 deaths to a Veno and Timber within 4 minutes into the game. The PA has the nerve to tell us and the other team to report Viper and Magnus. He starts feeding his hero and couriers. 15 min GG.
Net loss of almost 100 mmr in about 30 minutes time. LOL