Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

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Alkorin

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Duppin_sl said:
Why VMWare and not HyperV? Maybe VMWare still has more of the market, but for functionality, HyperV blows VMWare out of the water.
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Normally I wouldn't post in here, because luls, but: I have absolutely no idea why you're saying this. I work with both on a regular basis. VMware is leagues ahead of Hyper-V in enterprise scenarios. The only reason you'd want to go with Hyper-V above VMware is cost, so, small/medium business that already owns a Windows Server license and needs to use Hyper-V for "free" (not to mention instant support for SCVMM/SCOM/whatever that also Runs On Microsoft).

Go with VMware. Unless Microsoft pulls their heads out of their asses (which is probably not in the cards), Hyper-V will never best ESXi, for the same reason that no one's been able to outright beat Windows' massive presence on the desktop.
 
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It's arguably easier to work with, yes, but only because much of the ESXi feature set is sorta-kinda spread out across Windows as well. Think Remote Desktop Services vs. VMware View, SCVMM vs. vCenter, Hyper-V Manager (part of RSAT) vs. vSphere Client, etc.

It's alright for entry level virtualization, but it doesn't compare in the high end. VMware does nothing but virtualization and they've made significant advances.
 
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In his case I doubt planning is involved. More like, his first trip to the county lockup.
 
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Who decides if a patient is rehabilitated if the person that usually decides such things is the patent themselves?

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Alkorin_sl said:
It's arguably easier to work with, yes, but only because much of the ESXi feature set is sorta-kinda spread out across Windows as well. Think Remote Desktop Services vs. VMware View, SCVMM vs. vCenter, Hyper-V Manager (part of RSAT) vs. vSphere Client, etc.

It's alright for entry level virtualization, but it doesn't compare in the high end. VMware does nothing but virtualization and they've made significant advances.
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Makes sense and I want to learn both anyway. My school uses exclusively Hyper-V (the guy that runs the program lives and breathes Microsoft) but I'm going to try to pick up some VMWare stuff down the road a bit.
 
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People who want to do it on the cheap use Hyper-V, but VMWare is the best by far. That's according to my wife who works for the company that makes it.
 
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In order to really understand the disorders that the Good Doctor has tasked himself with curing they must be understood through rigorous study.

There is only so much that can be learned from the outside. A great deal, no doubt, the vast majority of what you need to know. But not all. To truly understand, to give the patient the absolute best treatment, to really be able to claim you have given the absolute best possible care, it is sometime necessary that the healer suffer the affliction. This is the final ingredient in the cocktail. It puts the lol in "holistic".
 
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30 days?

Yikes.

And here is a microcosm which illustrates the difficulties with zero-tolerance, "3 strikes" rules, and recidivism.

You're only teaching petty criminals how to be better ones, Tuco.
 
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I hope no one else wants a Santa hat because I can't post them in here. I'll see you all next year
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Ridas

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Haha, the gif was hilarious. A bit suicidal though to post it in a SFW part of the forum XD
 
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I think the problem is that even if you spoiler it, it gets loaded into people's browser. At least that's what has been said in similar situations before.

30 days seems a bit harsh though.
 
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Someone please send my recommendation to warden Tuco that I feel patient Mario has been fully rehabilitated and is ready for early release.
 
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Soygen_sl said:
What was the gif? Please link. Thank you.
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That was fun to google.

http://rule34-data-002.paheal.net/_images/51d8e8da98672794886aea498fcaa237/1255659%20-%20Dana_Scully%20Gillian_Anderson%20X-Files%20animated%20fakes.gif
 
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The great infractioning is starting.

They got mist. I dunno what for.

Am I next?

Are you there God?
 
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