Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program
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Guest, did you like the last podcast notification?? Well here's the second one, and for the third podcast! Yep. This Thursday 8-8-24 at 7pm Central
Go here to check out his podcast thread for info on topics and links!Go into the FoH discord and find the Happy Time Fun Hour channel and give it a listen!
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I don't understand what all the fuss is about Tannedboobies.
Who doesn't liked boobies. Especially Tannedboobies.
Who doesn't liked boobies. Especially Tannedboobies.
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Mist
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Tanoomba
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From the desk of Kriptini:
"Hi all, I am pleased to announce the first version of the Rerolled Ignore Bot! This bot will help you automatically ignore users that are problematic or toxic. It adds users based on a combination of flagging people for posting in certain threads and an unmoderated report system that can be accessed by anyone (including people who are on the block list themselves).
For example, this bot will automatically ignore everyone (and I literally mean everyone - it's not possible to code the bot to check for post content and excuse people who are on our side of the argument and don't you dare mansplain to me otherwise) who has posted in the GamerGate thread, and we are also working with Hodj and Tuco to extend functionality to include everyone who has even looked at the thread! (Though communication has been difficult because they are on the ignore list themselves.)
If you believe that a you are being false flagged by the bot, we have an appeals process that we won't pay any attention to because our code is perfect and false positives cannot exist. Also, if you want to see the specific actions you took that got you reported, you can request a screen capture of the 1-day-old, zero-post-count account that initially reported you. (If no screen capture is available, then that is becuse we have not made the throwaway account yet. Our apologies, our system is currently extremely backed up because contemporary code has not yet advanced to a place where this kind of advanced program can run correctly.)
Thank you for using the Rerolled Ignore Bot! If you have any questions, don't!
Brought to you by the Crash Override Network Artists, otherwise known as the CON Artists.
Sent from my iPhone at Streak Botique in San Francisco."
Perhaps ironically, this system would still work better than our current "give random retards mod powers" train wreck. Unjustly "ignoring" people is still a thousand times better than unjustly depriving them of a voice altogether.
Easter is over. Where's my poll?
"Hi all, I am pleased to announce the first version of the Rerolled Ignore Bot! This bot will help you automatically ignore users that are problematic or toxic. It adds users based on a combination of flagging people for posting in certain threads and an unmoderated report system that can be accessed by anyone (including people who are on the block list themselves).
For example, this bot will automatically ignore everyone (and I literally mean everyone - it's not possible to code the bot to check for post content and excuse people who are on our side of the argument and don't you dare mansplain to me otherwise) who has posted in the GamerGate thread, and we are also working with Hodj and Tuco to extend functionality to include everyone who has even looked at the thread! (Though communication has been difficult because they are on the ignore list themselves.)
If you believe that a you are being false flagged by the bot, we have an appeals process that we won't pay any attention to because our code is perfect and false positives cannot exist. Also, if you want to see the specific actions you took that got you reported, you can request a screen capture of the 1-day-old, zero-post-count account that initially reported you. (If no screen capture is available, then that is becuse we have not made the throwaway account yet. Our apologies, our system is currently extremely backed up because contemporary code has not yet advanced to a place where this kind of advanced program can run correctly.)
Thank you for using the Rerolled Ignore Bot! If you have any questions, don't!
Brought to you by the Crash Override Network Artists, otherwise known as the CON Artists.
Sent from my iPhone at Streak Botique in San Francisco."
Perhaps ironically, this system would still work better than our current "give random retards mod powers" train wreck. Unjustly "ignoring" people is still a thousand times better than unjustly depriving them of a voice altogether.
Easter is over. Where's my poll?
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If they wanted you banned, I imagine Tuco/Draegan/Teljair would have no problem swinging that sword themselves, and no poll would convince them to not ban or to ban you.
If they wanted me demodded, or didn't want me demodded, a poll wouldn't change their minds, and the choice would already be made. I'll tell you straight up I've offered to be demodded and was effectively refused.
Its very clear, Moon Bat, for all to see here: The issue is you shit post furiously and they're tired of that. They apparently think you might be rehabilitated, given enough time in the shaw.
The choice is clear: Do not shit post up the Gamergate thread upon your release, or you will go right back in here. As far as I can tell, no one will mind that one bit, except you.
Feel free to go to the Ask A Mod thread upon your release and spam it like Duppin and a_skeleton_03 do with your complaints about how injust it is that you are being silenced, but just be forewarned, I doubt you're going to get much sympathy there, either.
The future is entirely in your hands. You have enough rope to save yourself, or hang yourself, with.
Consider this your fair warning, a week ahead of time, that the behavior you exhibited upon release last time will not be tolerated for very long before it winds you back up in here. Each subsequent visit is only going to increase in duration, as well. I haven't decided if that growth will be exponential, or a set amount. I imagine it'll depend upon exactly how egregious your behavior is upon your release.
Have a wonderful week reflecting upon your life choices and actions. May you find personal growth through this experience.
If they wanted me demodded, or didn't want me demodded, a poll wouldn't change their minds, and the choice would already be made. I'll tell you straight up I've offered to be demodded and was effectively refused.
Its very clear, Moon Bat, for all to see here: The issue is you shit post furiously and they're tired of that. They apparently think you might be rehabilitated, given enough time in the shaw.
The choice is clear: Do not shit post up the Gamergate thread upon your release, or you will go right back in here. As far as I can tell, no one will mind that one bit, except you.
Feel free to go to the Ask A Mod thread upon your release and spam it like Duppin and a_skeleton_03 do with your complaints about how injust it is that you are being silenced, but just be forewarned, I doubt you're going to get much sympathy there, either.
The future is entirely in your hands. You have enough rope to save yourself, or hang yourself, with.
Consider this your fair warning, a week ahead of time, that the behavior you exhibited upon release last time will not be tolerated for very long before it winds you back up in here. Each subsequent visit is only going to increase in duration, as well. I haven't decided if that growth will be exponential, or a set amount. I imagine it'll depend upon exactly how egregious your behavior is upon your release.
Have a wonderful week reflecting upon your life choices and actions. May you find personal growth through this experience.
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