Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UOSv8HKTHs

Too hedonistic to change my ways. They sawed my fucking sternum open. I can't escape th ticking of the valve. sleep is the only rest I get.
Bitch, please. This is rookie shit. Get over yourself.

I've had so many doctors in my chest there is a zipper entrance and a welcome mat in there.
 

iannis

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Bitch, please. This is rookie shit. Get over yourself.

I've had so many doctors in my chest there is a zipper entrance and a welcome mat in there.
And he's even got a little tiny dude even older than HIM in there to greet them on the way out and watch them steal stuff!
 

MartyrDumb_sl

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Did you sober up? Maybe the Dr. can begin the treatment now.
I did at that point. Now I have to be half crocked at look at this shit. I have been destroying nearly every relationship and connection I have to the outside world systematically for the couple years or more. Me and mine have been having a bad run for years now, shit gets piled up. Going on dating sites, annoying and insulting women, calling them cunts. This is my new form of entertainment. Can I please have my ban? Or do you want to poke this drunken tard with a stick some more?
 

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Anyone know any good games for the PS3 for 6-7 year olds. While I'm sober I binge watch and help out my niece play some lego games. Working through Harry Potter now. She's played Jouney, and a lame ass Dora the explorer game that was bad 1 and a half years ago. Any advice? I'd like something she can figure out for herself, for the most part. So I can binge watch HBO shows while she has the time of her life, with minimal effort. Since I won't have children, this is the person I want to be the nicest to/
 

MartyrDumb_sl

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The Crow, 2nd R rated movie I ever went to, after Under Siege

http://youtu.be/yjJL9DGU7Gg

Tin Tin, Fun Boy, T Bird and Skank. We loved us some shitty action violence. I remember seeing Rapid Fire in theaters back then.

*Side note, Nightcralwer wa better than Birdman, and Whiplash way better than that imo*
 

MartyrDumb_sl

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I think I will continue to post her, so long as you know that if I post, I'm likely wasted, have a thin skin and a like to make a victim of myself. Be back when I get drunk again.
 

iannis

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I dunno why you have so many negs.

You are like a fresh fart wafting through a room full of bleach. For one brief moment, our eyes stop burning.
 

MartyrDumb_sl

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Still waiting for the ban verdict, if not....I might run rampant.....in this thread at least.

Dumbass playlist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0iqg2UanEc
 
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