Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

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Voyce

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Dr. Mario Speedwagon_sl said:
Rehabilitated? Well, now let me see. You know, I don't have any idea what that means. I know what you think it means, sonny. To me, it's just a made up word. A politician's word, so young fellas like yourself can wear a suit and a tie, and have a job. What do you really want to know? Am I sorry for what I did? here's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then: a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try to talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone, and this old man is all that's left. I got to live with that. Rehabilitated? It's just a bullshit word. So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit.
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Third sentence in, to this day still my favorite movie.
 
Regime

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Mario you need to have a talk with Gil and Dumar. They think their college sport teams are powerhouses.
 
Erronius

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Mario, I'm trying to work on your behalf from the inside but Tuco just keeps stuffing his face with tamales and uttering something about mandatory minimum RRPs. Another option might be to contact a bunch of the hardcore Jugs on the outside so they can break you out.

I'll try to send out the Numbers-signal but I don't know if it will work in here now that Draegan has fucked the Rickshaw up with this no-code bullshit.


http://bubbrubboftime.ytmnd.com/
 
iannis

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I went over to the sergeant. Said, "Sergeant, you got a lot of god-damned
Gall to ask me if I've rehabilitated myself! I mean . . . I mean . . . I
Mean that you send . . . I'm sittin' here on the bench . . . I mean I'm
Sittin' here on the Group W bench, 'cause you want to know if I'm moral
Enough to join the army, burn women, kids, houses and villages after bein' a
Litterbug."
 
iannis

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holy fucksticks youtube is amazing.

I just found a bootleg of a song that I used to have and lost many years ago which I thought was just gone (from me) forever. And thar it be. I mean it's just so obscure.


THIS IS FUCKING SORCERY LEVELS OF WTF
 
Izo

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Iannis_sl said:
holy fucksticks youtube is amazing.

I just found a bootleg of a song that I used to have and lost many years ago which I thought was just gone (from me) forever. And thar it be. I mean it's just so obscure.


THIS IS FUCKING SORCERY LEVELS OF WTF
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What song? Sitting here with cock in hand. Wait. Waaaait a minute. Are you internet edging us?
 
iannis

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It's just an old beefheart song that he did with Zappa on a radio program.

Dweezil must have released another anthology back in 2010 or something. His father had like 50 years worth of fucking tape in his california castle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCDXhvXye9E

It was usually acapella.
 
Kaige

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Use one of those youtube -> mp3 converters if you haven't, and take it with you.
 
Mario Speedwagon

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I tried to post this in the netsmas thread: "I can still make hats for people I just have to wait for one of these bitch made faggot mods to approve my post. So request away people."

Apparently that post did not pass review.
 
Zzen

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I volunteer as tribute for Doc's sentence.

This great man being RRP'd during netsmas is a traveshamockery.
 
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