Dragon Age: Why We Can't Have Nice Things

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game is currently #1 best seller on steam not looking good, retards can't hold the line

Its the only thing that launched today. Give it 2 days and lets see the concurrent player count. Will be the real indication if the Trannies won or not. I feel like Gandalf before Rohan arrives.
 
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Pasteton

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I genuinely feel sorry for the mental illness on display here. Imagine what it took to lead to that scene. The sheer layers upon layers to autism. Someone must have either thought this was a good idea for a game , or knew it wasn’t but did it anyway because they felt the message was so important (not sure which is worse). Someone above that hired them, either because they’re like minded , or trying to win some of that dei money by hiring a weirdo. Someone play tested this (presumably) and approved. All these people need help
 
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Gunnar Durden
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“PIPPIN: I didn't think it would end this way.

GANDALF: End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it.

PIPPIN: What? Gandalf? See what?

GANDALF: White shores, and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.

PIPPIN: Well, that isn't so bad.

GANDALF: No. No, it isn't.”​


Meanwhile 350 pound trans Golgoroths beat the gates with Grond which is now a giant Dilator.
 
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Aazrael

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MHW Beta is higher atm. But maybe that will change.

But I guess one is free and the other not.

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Aazrael

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Might have been to early to post that picture, its going up. People like eating shit it seems.
 

Soygen

The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One
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I'm willing to give people a chance to discus gamergate type shit in here that is specific to the game. The more generalized GG stuff can fuck right out of here.


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Xexx

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I won’t pay for this but since it’s on the appropriate “sites” I’ll DL for the lulz.
 
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Soygen

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Game is trending higher and higher. Unfortunately, normies won't know what they are getting into until they've already bought/played.

 
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Dr.Retarded

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I used to like NPR in the past for generally being anti-establishment. Had to chuck them in a landfill in 2020 when they spent the whole year "reporting" on the boogeyman of "far-right car attacks on protesters", most of which either didn't happen, or were just a family trying to escape from antifa bashing in their windows or something. There was one in Seattle that turned out to just be some drunk guy who ran over a protester at midnight because she was wearing all black and standing in the middle of a highway. Another was a trucker who couldn't brake fast enough to avoid a bunch of nutcases trying to block a road, and almost hit them.

I don't know of a single goddamn "far-right car attack" reported by NPR that actually happened.

So basically, fuck NPR
NPR was great prior to Barry getting elected. Used to listen to it all the time, but the 2008 election season is where I noticed a massive shift in content. Never tuned in since then. Much better options out there now with alternative media.

Sorry to stay off topic.

Also, this game looks pretty fucking faggy. It's a shame how far Bioware has fallen.
 
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Dr.Retarded

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I genuinely feel sorry for the mental illness on display here. Imagine what it took to lead to that scene. The sheer layers upon layers to autism. Someone must have either thought this was a good idea for a game , or knew it wasn’t but did it anyway because they felt the message was so important (not sure which is worse). Someone above that hired them, either because they’re like minded , or trying to win some of that dei money by hiring a weirdo. Someone play tested this (presumably) and approved. All these people need help
It's the same phenomenon with shitty blockbuster movies.

Might have a few hundred to a few thousand people working on a film, millions of dollars being spent, lots of time invested, but nowhere along the way does somebody stop and "Say oh my God this is really turning out to be a piece of shit".

It's hard to change horses in the middle of a project though, especially if you've already pumped out a ton of money. I'm sure it boils down to people just not wanting to lose their job, so they're just there to say yes and collect a check. Maybe there's some push back here and there, but I'm assuming with these large studios, you're rolling a dice on not having a job.

Hell look at the Star Wars prequels, which are masterpieces by today's standards, but you see all of that documentary footage of everybody just sitting around and nodding yes to George Lucas's retarded ideas.

I'd imagine it's no different in the game industry.
 
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1987

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It's so hard to make sense of these things happening in repetition, without jumping to conspiracy.

Imagine you have a company that makes socks. Then, out of nowhere, they run a PR campaign that demonizes feet, and their new product line targets Amputees.
 
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