I was a regular MJ user for years. Not like hardcore, were talking 1 J per day, maybe 2 on the weekends. Anyway I got this good job that I have now and one day, about 3 yrs into working there, they call a meeting and say that they are implementing a company wide drug policy and included are randoms. So pretty much made me quit right there on the spot. Not just any test, some expensive 15mg/l test.
About a year later I had a moment of weakness. I was partying with my buds and one of them pulls out a J, so being all intoxicated I take a few drags. Fuck, I even forgot about it the next day. Anyway, fast forward 4 days, it was a Thursday, I come into work and all of a sudden at like 8AM I get an email to report to the clinic for my random. Holy shit, my heart fucking stopped for a few seconds. So thinking fast I headed straight for the drinking fountain and started pounding water, also went to the vending machine and bought a Monster. On the way to the clinic I stopped at a McDonalds and got another water to slam.
So I took the test thinking im fucking done for. I was so sure I was done I started to take shit home from work. I told the wife about it and told her that I was about to lose my job over some stupid shit. It was the longest weekend of my life. And even longer Monday the next week. But no calls ever came and I guess I passed it. Never had any since.