Haus
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Don't worry, in the video release extended edition they'll make sure to confirm that when the female druid wildhsapes it's into a MALE owlbear. You're so gonna see Owlbear cock... MASSIVE... OWLBEAR... COCK....
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Mahes
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I tried thinking back..
I could not think of any moment of time when I thought too myself or heard anyone mention, when campaigning with friends or otherwise ,"I wonder how big an Owlbear's cock is?"
That takes a special kind of person to consider that.
I say this because now I honestly wonder....
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Edaw
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Gavinmad
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Mahes
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It was more to the point that it simply related to the size of a horse. I knew what that size was. Since the Monster Manual did not explicitly note "The Owlbear was well known for having an abnormally large penis and was often hunted for this prize" , there really was nothing to ponder about.....until now apparently.
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What's the review for this. I kinda want to stuff my face with overly greasy popcorn, so I want to pick the least terrible movie to sit through on show right now. I enjoyed the first dungeon and dragons movie as a reference as a dumb movie I never care to watch again. It had some stupid jokes, and watching evil man overact everything was entertaining, but it objectively is a terrible movie.
If this movie can pull that off I'll be satisfied unless there's lots of mustardhole woke nonsense.
If this movie can pull that off I'll be satisfied unless there's lots of mustardhole woke nonsense.
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Rajaah
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I can't imagine spending money on this or anything else while John Wick 4 is in theaters.
Unless you have seen JW4 already. If so, see it again. If you've seen it twice, then yeah, maybe this movie.
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Cybsled
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Cameo redhead also - the arena scene has older versions of the D&D 80s cartoon as one of the groups in the maze
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Rajaah
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I disagree. Well, I'd see JW4 a second time anyway. Maybe I'll report back after that and say it wasn't as great as I initally thought.
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I thought John WIck 4 was maybe the weakest one of the series. Still enjoyable, but I think it was just too long.
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Fell asleep during the first one, but it wasn't Expendables level of bad, where, after 20 min, I just turned it off and did something else.
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I'm not 12 anymore; I need more than braindead action to get me to sit though a movie or TV show these days. Plenty of other things to do with my time. Like play braindead games, such as WoW or Diablo.
I can still enjoy a heavy action movie or TV show, but it needs smarter spy shit like Borne or some historical twist like Spartacus:B&S.
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