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AngryGerbil

Poet Warrior
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No, it has Furry as a Capitalist so that can't be it.

Isn't capitalism just.... 'liberal' and freer and less authoritarian to begin with? Why does it have to be neo?
 
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Big Phoenix

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Lenardo

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Centrist,

Climate change question was stupid, what if you think climate change is real but more natural than man made?

I believe that man causes some of the change but that co2 is not the main cause, or as important as the consensus says. And yeah co2 is not a pollutant.
 
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AngryGerbil

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So a neo liberal is a traditionalist capitalist then? But the traditionalist - progressive spectrum is all fucked up by mixing science and socialism. So if you're against socialism then you're some old fuddy duddy traditionalist luddite who hates smart phones. But capitalism went hand in hand with science in the Enlightenment and you can be anti-socialist and pro-science. This test does not allow for that distinction.

Shit test is shit.
 
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TJT

Mr. Poopybutthole
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So, because I don't feel strongly about too much shit I got this. Bullshit. Need to go in and strongly disagree with all commie and hippy cuck shit.

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Sebudai

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I want a climate change question that allows me to differentiate myself from the anti-science dipshit Left that opposes nuclear power.
 
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Kiroy

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I want a climate change question that allows me to differentiate myself from the anti-science dipshit Left that opposes nuclear power.

That would not serve the goals of the survey, which are to convince idiots they are sjw's because to answer otherwise would make you literally nazi fascist hitler.
 
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Kiroy

Marine Biologist
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I want statements like:

Young fagtards majoring in gender studies are an overall drain on society and should take a helicopter rides.

Strongly Agree -- click
 
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TJT

Mr. Poopybutthole
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I want statements like:

Young fagtards majoring in gender studies are an overall drain on society and should take a helicopter rides.

Strongly Agree -- click

Well maybe it is time to do a little coding side project... It'd be scenario based. So like we don't just say, "blah blah do you like international research?" It'd be like this:

EXAMPLE QUESTION:

"If a blue-haired non specified gender person with a Masters in Gender Studies falls out of a helicopter. Is this a tragedy?

Strongly disagree, and so on. We can have a thread to decide the questions!
 
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Palum

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This quiz has a lot of false dichotomies.

ARE YOU A FASCIST OR SHOULD PEDOPHILIA BE LEGAL???????????

ARE YOU A COMMUNIST OR DO YOU WANT TO MURDER PEOPLE?????
 
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Sentagur

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Literally the answer to any of those questions is yeah or no "BUT"!

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Siddar

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Neo Liberal here a lot of question just seem to be asking are you communist.
 
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Feanor

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Worst question was
All people, cultures, worldviews, genders, sexualities, and economic classes should be treated equally.

You mean two genders, right? RIGHT?

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sadris

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Seems like it puts too much emphasis on science. If you're pro-science in any way... you're basically Lenin.
 
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Palum

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Seems like it puts too much emphasis on science. If you're pro-science in any way... you're basically Lenin.

Say what you will, those cold commie fuckers were not afraid of building nuke plants at least.