Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Fogel
Mr. Poopybutthole
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Found a giant blue machine on a ledge below the erdtree in caelid. Dude had a ton of hp's and did an extra special that formed 3 spheres that shot lasers at you. Barely killed him being level 120 and he gives 0 runes, no loot, and there's only one corpse on the ledge that gives a rune arc. sounds like From forgot to itemize it.
Hateyou
Not Great, Not Terrible
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Ambiturner
Ssraeszha Raider
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Fogel
Mr. Poopybutthole
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Hateyou
Not Great, Not Terrible
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There are two moghs. I spent a day killing the hard one first with one item that helped only to gain the rest when I went back to lyendell sewers.
God the raid Mogh really sucked.
God the raid Mogh really sucked.
ronne
Nǐ hǎo, yǒu jīn zi ma?
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I just had to look at the old wiki and looks like I was wrong - you gained HP from leveling STR, not carry weight. The point still is kind of the same though, that leveling STR provided other side benefits that let you save on some points to try and handle the equip load from colossal weapons and such.
Soygen
The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One
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I'm afraid it's too late. I've ascended to Fungal Lord: God of Fashion Souls.
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cyrusreij
Trakanon Raider
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I know they nerfed the Mimic Tear, but due to Summons having stupid Poise for some reason, that weapon with the hilariously long wind up on the Weapon Art was how I killed by first double Crystalian boss. The little Tear-that-could was shooting fireballs out of his hand like fucking Mario. Was the only decent strike weapon I had at the time, so I needed to duplicate something since my primary weapons were spears, which are useless versus Crystalians.
Eventually I learned to just git gud and Guard Counter them into oblivion.
I think I am officially overleveled. I 3 shot the fully grown fallingstar omw to the volcano, should have got it first try but the bastard landed the grab and I died when he was at like 30%, then my second attempt I didnt jump off my horse fast enough and he killed me in like 2 seconds.
Ritley
Karazhan Raider
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Finished up everything, forgot to get the last legendary weapon before the burning so I have to get it on ng+. Shouldn’t take too long to get back there, still sucks though. Respeccing to dual malenia katanas, then going to fuck around with some other builds. Malenia was definitely the hardest boss, took a couple dozen tries before I beat her, doing absolutely nothing different than before. Just got lucky on the timing of her bullshit moves not catching me with dick in hand.