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Adebisi

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What's with the lazy Bell bearing menu names.

I get the feeling it was on some dev's to do list and they never got to it.
 
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Nirgon

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Fogel said:
rape bears and giant octopuses work as well. Funny story, found a giant wyrm boss while running around the snowfields while also had a nearby giant octopus agro on me. The wyrm and octopus started fighting and the octopus kepting stance breaking the wyrm so I just stood there and beat on it for a free 150k runes. Thanks Octobro
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Yeah that squiddy murders that consecrated snow field wurm I ran out of mana nuking the worm, and those flailing tentacles did huuuuge damage. I did a double take.
 
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Chris

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Upgrades should be cumulative.

So a +7 stone upgrades a +0 weapon to +7 or a +6 weapon to +7.
 
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Nirgon

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I can not decide which trash enemy is more annoying between dogs and rats, rats come in larger packs, are low to the ground, and can be hard to hit. Dogs on the other hand are usually paired up with each other or a big baddie and just like to say fuck you to your poise if they can get around you.
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The one shot blood doggies were a jaw dropper for many
 
TJT

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It's been said before. But more than dogs its that even base enemies, such as dogs, all do double feints and move cancellations and all kinds of other shit that make them way more annoying than in other souls games.

Nothing makes me rage more than seeing a faggot gremlin dodge just a hair out of reach of your attack at the last second then fuck you up because of it.
 
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Penance

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Besides the Caelid type dogs I have never had an issue with dogs, except the "boss" type Amataresu (sp?) dogs. The enemies that piss me off the most are either the crow fuckers, or any semi decent poise human type that dual wields. And obviously Crucible Knights, but I don't know if you can consider them a regular enemy.
 
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Nirgon

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Penance said:
Besides the Caelid type dogs I have never had an issue with dogs, except the "boss" type Amataresu (sp?) dogs. The enemies that piss me off the most are either the crow fuckers, or any semi decent poise human type that dual wields. And obviously Crucible Knights, but I don't know if you can consider them a regular enemy.
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Flame of redmanes and being even a little gud at parry are your friends
 
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Soygen

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These autists never cease to amaze me. I'm over 100 hours and only now entering the capital and these dudes have figured out sub-30 minute paths to the end.

 
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Nirgon

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So you don't feel so off for your 100s of hours spent? As this is no longer comparable. Or you feel off for not jumping off every cliff with a horse as far as you can to skip content in retrospect?
 
Hateyou

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Ok so I just one shot the fire giant and it was really easy. I just attacked his ankles with a sword til phase two, he didn’t even hit me. Then phase two I just kind of walked around him in my horse slashing his ass and leg, then avoid fire on the ground, I only used 3 flasks the entire fight. Did he get nerfed? I was not expecting it to be so easy.
 
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ronne

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I've yet to have a problem with fire giant in any of my runs so far.

I sun bro there a lot too cause he's so easy even if the host is a potato.
 
Hateyou

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ronne said:
I've yet to have a problem with fire giant in any of my runs so far.

I sun bro there a lot too cause he's so easy even if the host is a potato.
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Well I just fell off the chain at the top of the forge so I died in his vicinity at least.
 
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