Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

Soygen

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Utnayan said:
Do not do that Soygen Soygen

They called this game Elden Ring for a reason. Older people can play it and neglect family. (Elden). We can play it forever (Ring) as the ring never stops.

So. How to solve? 100+ hours in each of the new Journeys 1-7. When you reach 7 - the DLC will be out.

Wife loves it because you won't buy any games.
Kids love it because they can get away with anything they want.
You love it because who the hell wouldn't.
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Chris said:
Going to guess that she was a mounted boss fight and they cut that part of the quest, since you find her with her dead wolf that your Roundtable allies killed.

So she still has code to mount up.
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she's just a character version of the wolf archers in the consecrated snow field. maybe THOSE are programed to just hop on a wolf that's nearby and go to town.
 
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Jozu

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Can someone explain what the meme with the secret boss guy and the sad horse talking about being a meteor? I have no idea what it means but it seems fucking hilarious.
 
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Jozu said:
Can someone explain what the meme with the secret boss guy and the sad horse talking about being a meteor? I have no idea what it means but it seems fucking hilarious.
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Get to that point in the game, shit is epic. STARSCOURGE RADAHN
 
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Jozu said:
Can someone explain what the meme with the secret boss guy and the sad horse talking about being a meteor? I have no idea what it means but it seems fucking hilarious.
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Radahn isn't a secret, he is just optional. He is literally a gigantic (footless) humanoid, who mastered Gravity Magic so his trusty steed Leonard (who is the size of a normal horse) can carry him about the battlefield without dieing from having a literal giant riding him.

At one point around 50% hp during the fight, Radahn and Leonard literally jump into space, and come crashing back down as a meteor. The meme is pretty much putting into words/picture the fact that this horse carrying around a fucking giant, is able to go flying into orbit at will, when the rest of the fight, it literally looks like it is about to collapse just from having Radahn ride it around.

That probably ruined any funny in the meme, but thats the explanation.
 
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Jozu

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lol its still hilarious haha thank you.

You actually did a great job explaining that.
 
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It is pretty damn epic.

And good lord the dev must have been sooooo god damned high.
 
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Srathor said:
It is pretty damn epic.

And good lord the dev must have been sooooo god damned high.
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I feel that way about a lot of their designs. The snowman bubble blowers, multi faced cat statues, the flaming face chariot things. So many “wtf” creatures. Crazy imagination or a lot of drugs, maybe both. I love that they have so many ate up designs that it just works.
 
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Warpath said:
2 academy questions triggering my OCD....

i defeated renalla (respec lady) and there is a locked chest in her room. i have scoured the academy for hours... not sure if i missed a key or if it is unlocked through some other means?

also i originally found the key to unlock the academy next to the magic breath dragon in the lakes. found another one in some rafters above the academy. the item description seems exactly the same for both keys. why the hell would you need the key after already being inside? maybe a portal somewhere gets you in without unlocking the gate first? seems odd
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Second key is for quest guy in lake liurnia chapel when you enter the zone from Stormveil.
 
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Khane

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The flaming face chariots are things, not creatures. They're being controlled from the back by different weirdos
 
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Hatorade said:
Sorry I meant Great Spears. Anything is a thing but Great Spears can roll catch for days the poke stays out a long time and nice range. No idea where the meta will go but so far Katana and spear bleed builds seem to be strongest overall. Since everyone is running katanas though you just get comfy countering them.

I struggle with any aggressive dude and another just firing arrows. Can’t seem to beat that combo when I invade.
Fast bows are really hard to counter on their own. Rather fight three casters...
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Ducking poke?
 
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While taking a break from Malenia I went and killed the final boss. Gotta say, I expected it to be easier. Tried a handful of times last night and then went back and figured it out about an hour ago. Now back to Malenia before I consider this first playthrough a done deal. I know I missed some of the catacombs, etc, but I have pretty much everything I would want as a caster. I definitely have some incantation envy, so will be doing some kind of faith build next time through. What a game.
 
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Some fucking faggot summoned me and another guy for Scaly Misbegotten in Morne Tunnel of all things, and then proceeded to Comet Azur him down in 4 seconds. Simply stunning.
 
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Seananigans said:
Some fucking faggot summoned me and another guy for Scaly Misbegotten in Morne Tunnel of all things, and then proceeded to Comet Azur him down in 4 seconds. Simply stunning.
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Did the summon sign say “Come check out my huge dick” ?
 
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Seananigans said:
Some fucking faggot summoned me and another guy for Scaly Misbegotten in Morne Tunnel of all things, and then proceeded to Comet Azur him down in 4 seconds. Simply stunning.
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He was kind enough to give you some free runes and a rune arc.
 
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He does a good job breaking down how speed running works for normies who dont speed run.

 
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