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Rajaah

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And the Zerker is there to press Warcry.

Looks like an optimum setup, I don't see any flaws at all. You doing Test raids?
 
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Zaide

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And the Zerker is there to press Warcry.

Looks like an optimum setup, I don't see any flaws at all. You doing Test raids?
Sadly that’s a small man roster. A real raid could never be so clean because there is always some shitter who wants to main a Rogue or something. People and their “fun” in my mmos.
 
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yerm

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Sadly that’s a small man roster. A real raid could never be so clean because there is always some shitter who wants to main a Rogue or something. People and their “fun” in my mmos.

I would agree but you have 3 sks in your raid which is too many and obviously just intended to gear people for their nonraid boxing nonsense. One of them should be a 2nd paladin so you aren't screwed if your first paladin posts his dick on foh and then quits, or takes literally rotting tacvi gear and leaves the guild, or is too busy arguing about socialism with danxor to do his job.
 
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Yeah there's always too many SKs for exactly that reason, no guild seems much interested in turning away 6 boxers that need to have their main be the SK, just so they can compete with people that actually tank for plate so they can farm more krono outside raids.
 

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Sadly that’s a small man roster. A real raid could never be so clean because there is always some shitter who wants to main a Rogue or something. People and their “fun” in my mmos.

I feel attacked.

Really looking forward to the next TLP. Everything since mischief has been stale mostly due to lack of population and fresh wow servers fucking things up.
 
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This raid comp will out perform 90% of any raid you come across for like the first 3 years of a TLP. Don’t overthink it.
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yerm

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Just noticed it's also missing the single beastlord whose super fucking important job is to keep all of those monks who will never manage multiple bis weapons angry at him instead of at each other... and maybe cast paragon.
 

moonarchia

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Just noticed it's also missing the single beastlord whose super fucking important job is to keep all of those monks who will never manage multiple bis weapons angry at him instead of at each other... and maybe cast paragon.
And kitty crack. Just beat them into submission so they keep raid buffed.
 

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I would agree but you have 3 sks in your raid which is too many and obviously just intended to gear people for their nonraid boxing nonsense. One of them should be a 2nd paladin so you aren't screwed if your first paladin posts his dick on foh and then quits, or takes literally rotting tacvi gear and leaves the guild, or is too busy arguing about socialism with danxor to do his job.
What if your first paladin’s chair breaks and he can’t get off the floor? Is that another scenario for a 2nd paladin?
 
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Rod-138

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Whatever I’m playing paladin on quarm and im super chill and I DEMAND YOU RELENT WITH THESE CAPRICIOUS ALLEGATIONS!!

Also, while I’m not fat, I do feel like my body could fall apart any minute. I went for a walk yesterday and almost bit it on a tiny change in elevation. Maybe it checks out?
 

Rajaah

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Yeah there's always too many SKs for exactly that reason, no guild seems much interested in turning away 6 boxers that need to have their main be the SK, just so they can compete with people that actually tank for plate so they can farm more krono outside raids.

I mean, SKs need to be able to tank as backup regardless of era.

Also anyone who is multiboxing better have their tank be their raid character unless they want to get stomped by group content.

Knew a guy who mained a Bard and had a box Warrior he wanted to eventually be his main, but all his raid gear went to his Bard, so his Bard tanked when he'd do group content. It was back-asswards. He didn't have anything together and didn't last long at all.
 

Rajaah

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There's been some talk about what the best 3-box combinations are.

What's the WORST 3-box combination? Like absolute worst?

I'm gonna say 2 rogues and a wizard. Wizard ends up tanking everything while the rogues backstab, no heals. Then again even this group could probably win fights without any deaths since the rogues will be doing optimum damage and the wizard can burn mana. They'll just have a ton of downtime. So I'm sure there's an even worse 3-box out there.
 

moonarchia

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WAR/WAR/WAR or ROG/ROG/ROG for absolute worst. No heals, no cc, no buffs. Can kill shit, but will have to bind/rest after every fight. Every casting class has some type of CC. WIZ could snare and let rogues eat the mob's asshole for lunch. Add DS and nuke a little maybe, almost no downtime.