Feds Raid Jared Fogle Subway Spokesman's house For Kiddy Porn

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Big Phoenix

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This woman comes off just as fucking whacko and fucked up as Jared. Also good fucking god dr phil is a fucking loser.
 
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Sounded like they were both rubbing one out while talking about this shit. How the fuck she could even sit there and listen to it all lol wtf.
 
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She was/is a reporter....who had interviewed him in the past sometime when he was in Florida.

Yes, he was so stupid he was saying all this to a reporter that he was fully aware was a reporter.
 
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I wouldn't doubt that she's as fucked as jared is and just turned him in for some quick cash/fame.
 
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Building a case against a white guy with lots of money that he won't plea bargain out of takes time. My guess is his lesser known pal sold him up the river to avoid harder sentencing.
 
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Big Phoenix_sl said:
Haha nice. Still wonder why the hell it took 4+ years to bust him.
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The feds have an embarrassingly high conviction rate. Meticulously building a case that is so OJ proof that it never makes it to trial in the first place takes time.
 
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Did you all notice that now that Subway is no longer providing him sandwiches he is a fat fuck again?

Also, kiddie diddler in prison. He's going to have a pleasant time, don't you think?
 
hodj

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Hell be in a kiddy diddler wing for sure. So probably wont be as bad off as he could be.
 
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The article said he will most likely have protection in prison. Try reading linked articles next time.
 
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lurkingdirk_sl said:
Did you all notice that now that Subway is no longer providing him sandwiches he is a fat fuck again?
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His lawyers actually tried to claim during sentencing that his weight loss increased his sexual appetite.

So eating Subway makes you wanna diddle kids, according to Jared.

Fattening up is just his way of reforming.
 
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Royal_sl said:
The feds have an embarrassingly high conviction rate. Meticulously building a case that is so OJ proof that it never makes it to trial in the first place takes time.
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That's actually pretty fucked up part of our legal system.
 
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Big Phoenix_sl said:
That's actually pretty fucked up part of our legal system.
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There are lots of things fucked up about our legal system, but I'm not sure the Fed's propensity for building up a huge mound of evidence to get a high conviction rate is even remotely one of the important problems. If anything, the opposite tendency is the bigger problem from non-fed sources.
 
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