Feds Raid Jared Fogle Subway Spokesman's house For Kiddy Porn

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Royal_sl said:
Here let me try ...

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They searched his house because the guy that used to run his foundation mixed the child porn in with business documents so it now affects the whole business
 
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DeadAgain!?_sl said:
They searched his house because the guy that used to run his foundation mixed the child porn in with business documents so it now affects the whole business
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I feel bad for the dude, if that's the case. For Jared, I mean.

Seeing as I know nothing about the other guy, though, all of the good jokes have to be Jared-related.
 
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DeadAgain!?_sl said:
They searched his house because the guy that used to run his foundation mixed the child porn in with business documents so it now affects the whole business
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Taylor was busted months ago. Why would they only now be raiding Jared's house?
 
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They could still be building a case on the guy.
 
Gavinmad

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On Taylor? They have him dead to rights on possession and production. He tried to kill himself in his cell.

They probably wouldn't be suddenly raiding Jared's house months later unless there was some reason to suspect complicity from Jared.
 
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Maybe.

Also, I feel you're a bit too familiar with the other dude's situation. I've alerted the authorities.
 
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I don't have time to read, Gav. I went straight to the zingers.
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Gavinmad

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I feel it's completely inappropriate to make pedo jokes about someone who used a Herbert the Pervert avatar for years. Stop oppressing me shitlord!

I identify as an 8 year old so playing doctor with girls my age is completely natural.
 
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His friend got busted months ago. SURELY if jared was into child pron he would have it all removed by now. Right? Maybe he accidentally had some that the other guy mixed into the foundation's files.
 
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Guy is probably trying to get a deal with the feds by accusing Jared (whether or not he did anything). Seems insane that he might still have anything on his computers at this time though, if he was into it.
 
Agraza

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That's rough, but /shrug wait and see. Looks like Jared's attorney is handling all of Jared's communication to the news. A lot of headlines are painting Jared as complicit for clickbait. Cops won't commit to anything.
 
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It's pretty fucking simple. Dude mixed his shit with company files. The police are required to search all company files the moment it mixed into that side and then to find all possible victims. They don't go " oh we found a few, we will stop here since he tried to kill himself" what the fuck? Half the time child porn is from kidnapped children, and the police try and find them from evidence they find in cases in between the times they are shooting black people, and punching hipster bitches in the face.
 
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