Fidel Castro is dead

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Apparently if Hitler had just negotiated peace in 1944 and died last year all the news media would have been sucking his corpse-dick as well.
 
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Frenzied Wombat said:
Trudeau.. Man.. Canada.. WTF..

Maybe if you're nice Trump will do y'all a favor and oust your crypto-commie feminist PM.

Statement by the Prime Minister of Canada on the death of former Cuban President Fidel Castro

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Are you suggesting none of this is true?!

Cuckdeau said:
“Fidel Castro was a larger than life leader who served his people for almost half a century. A legendary revolutionary and orator, Mr. Castro made significant improvements to the education and healthcare of his island nation.

“While a controversial figure, both Mr. Castro’s supporters and detractors recognized his tremendous dedication and love for the Cuban people who had a deep and lasting affection for “el Comandante”.
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I just can't believe we'd be lied to like that.

It'll be a small funeral with 'both' of his supporters there.
 
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Celebrating Castro's "improvements to the education and healthcare of his island nation" is like celebrating the fact that Mussolini made the trains run on time.
 
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Trump response vs Obama response in no particular order, wonder if we can guess which is which...

“At this time of Fidel Castro’s passing, we extend a hand of friendship to the Cuban people,”

“We know that this moment fills Cubans – in Cuba and in the United States – with powerful emotions, recalling the countless ways in which Fidel Castro altered the course of individual lives, families, and of the Cuban nation.

“History will record and judge the enormous impact of this singular figure on the people and world around him.”
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“Fidel Castro is dead!”

“Today, the world marks the passing of a brutal dictator who oppressed his own people for nearly six decades,” an official Trump statement said. “Fidel Castro’s legacy is one of firing squads, theft, unimaginable suffering, poverty and the denial of fundamental human rights.”
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Reddit theft but still funny - now this is winning bigly. Go capitalists!

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Fucking Obama

"We know that this moment fills Cubans — in Cuba and in the United States — with powerful emotions, recalling the countless ways in which Fidel Castro altered the course of individual lives, families, and of the Cuban nation," Obama said in a statement. "History will record and judge the enormous impact of this singular figure on the people and world around him."
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What the fuck does that even mean
 
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What the fuck does that even mean
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That is the best way to talk about him without condemning him or venerating him. That is the most neutral sound byte I have ever heard in my life.

If you read that without knowing Castro you could either way with your interpretation with ease. Well written speech writers, well done.
 
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a_skeleton_03 said:
That is the best way to talk about him without condemning him or venerating him. That is the most neutral sound byte I have ever heard in my life.

If you read that without knowing Castro you could either way with your interpretation with ease. Well written speech writers, well done.
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In other words: spineless.
 
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I vote we change spineless to Obamaless.

Wait no that won't work. Obamafull?
 
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He had harsher things to say about trump. I guess trump= worse than castro
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Hitler had black soldiers integrated into the Waffen SS almost a decade before Truman integrated the US military.

Trump hates browns.

Therefore, Trump is worse than Hitler.
 
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What Obama said isn't spineless, it is neutral. Neutral != spineless. Neutral can mean you don't give a shit. Honestly there isn't any use in Fidel bashing at this point, because it is ultimately hypocritical, makes the U.S. look petty, and serves as an unneeded distraction in terms of trying to actually get shit done since he really hasn't been any meaningful part of the political process for the past decade.
 
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The truth is never petty. Castro condemned his people to impoverishment, dilapidated their cities, shuttered their businesses and silenced their voices.

That's Castro's legacy. Nothing less and nothing more.

Staying quiet about those things isn't NEUTRAL. It's cowardice.
 
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Lol take obamas dick out of your mouth. This is a man that said trump being president would be a INSULT to his legacy.
 
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Right, and our country has supported plenty of folks who have done the same when the need serves us. He was a shitlord with an ego, but TBH he "won" if you want to use that terminology. He outlived 60 years of presidents, attempts to overthrow him/kill him by the US, and attempts to undermine him via an embargo. In the end, he lived to be 90 frickin years old. Most powerful nation in the world couldn't unseat a dude that is literally in their backyard.

USA got trolled
 
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How badly do you hate the USA? Do you let illegals fuck your wife or something and pay them when theyre done with her?
 
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