Pancreas
Vyemm Raider
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Your pulls are legit bro tell me exactly what you do irl leading up to your pulls. Like what is your ritual
I turn on the operatic choral masterpiece "O Fortuna"
I set my phone to the summon screen of choice.
I then place my phone on my bed in a ring of rainbow colored Kleenex tissue.
I strip naked and cover my body in Vaseline while standing over my phone.
I summon up the image of the unit I want and begin masturbating furiously until I feel the inevitable happening.
I then brace my entire body and scream "I choose you!" As I ejaculate directly at the phone so that the force of such activates the summon button.
I do this for every pull.