Final Fantasy VII Remake

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Picked this up on PC on a sale earlier this year, but didn't want to ruin the experience on a lowend PC. This and FF8 were the last FF games I really played the shit of out of back in the day.

Only gone a few chapters in, I'm really not minding the hybrid atb. Hate that I have to load up powertools to rebind a bunch of keys, square is still doing that stupid hardcoded keys shit on PC it seems.

Of course wife walks in right as theres tifa titties and skimpy clothes on the screen in glorious HDR, which required a brief explanation, as it's not my typical gaming fare.
 
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Cynical said:
Picked this up on PC on a sale earlier this year, but didn't want to ruin the experience on a lowend PC. This and FF8 were the last FF games I really played the shit of out of back in the day.

Only gone a few chapters in, I'm really not minding the hybrid atb. Hate that I have to load up powertools to rebind a bunch of keys, square is still doing that stupid hardcoded keys shit on PC it seems.

Of course wife walks in right as theres tifa titties and skimpy clothes on the screen in glorious HDR, which required a brief explanation, as it's not my typical gaming fare.
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just show her some 'fan art' and explain that it could be way worse

let me know how the couch feels
 
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Cynical said:
Picked this up on PC on a sale earlier this year, but didn't want to ruin the experience on a lowend PC. This and FF8 were the last FF games I really played the shit of out of back in the day.

Only gone a few chapters in, I'm really not minding the hybrid atb. Hate that I have to load up powertools to rebind a bunch of keys, square is still doing that stupid hardcoded keys shit on PC it seems.

Of course wife walks in right as theres tifa titties and skimpy clothes on the screen in glorious HDR, which required a brief explanation, as it's not my typical gaming fare.
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Ask her if she wants to dress up as that character next time you do it. Like offer to get her the blue dress and everything. Back in 2016 or so I remember being a bit enamored by Margot Robbie Harley Quinn (the first movie she was in, before it got played out) and her hot little outfit, and next thing I knew my GF was dressing up as her for Halloween just to get my motor running.

Most women aren't that cool though.
 
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Steam version is a year old, the monthly popular chart is guaranteed to be mods made in the last month for older games. Aside from Aerosmith doing a NSFW mod every couple months all of the modders moved to newer games.
 
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Half way through intergrade.

Yuffie is great, combat is a huge improvement, looks promising for part 2.

What the fuck is happening to the music though? There's a jazz track at the shipping warehouse that felt like torture.

They ruined Wall Street with new music and seems like they are doubling down on it. Why not remix existing tracks, the Yuffie's theme remix at the start was fine.
 
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If I download Intergrade does it import my original save? I just noticed that it was free on PS++ or whatever mid tier I upgraded to.
 
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I'm part way through replaying this and Aerith/Tifa have a lot of scenes where they touch each other.
 
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I'm part way through replaying this and Aerith/Tifa have a lot of scenes where they touch each other.
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They really do, every time one of them needs to be helped up or something, the other one does it instead of Cloud. He is barely even present in comparison:

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Also check out the way they look at each other all the time:

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Seriously, find someone who looks at you the way Tifa and Aerith look at each other.

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They have vastly more chemistry than either of them has with Cloud. This has to be by-design, or Square's devs are just totally oblivious.

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Here they are Eiffel Towering Cloud.

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I'm just kidding, the most action Cloud gets is Aerith grabbing his arm while he disinterestedly looks off into the distance.
 
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Seriously though, either the idea is they're gonna shack up later in the trilogy, or the devs want people to think they are, or the devs are just totally oblivious.
 
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