Final Fantasy VII Remake

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Amateurs, they've been getting rule 34'd for decades. I suspect several TB's of Bubbles 200 TB's of porn is just Tifa/Aerith stuff
 
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Fun Fact: I've never actually looked at any Tifa/Aerith pr0n. I'm just very aware that they give each other bedroom eyes nonstop in this remake and I'm wondering why that is. Also I'd like to see them officially shack up because I hate Cloud that much.
 
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Here's what their child is going to look like
 
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...I don't get it.

I see an Italy flag so I'm guessing this has something to do with Tifa being popular in Italy? (Which I also don't get and don't know what happened)

All I know about hot women in Italian pop culture currently is that there was this hot woman giving out BJs to guys who voted conservative and she said she got to 700 or so of them.
 
Barellron

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...I don't get it.
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A while back some Tifa porn was shown in the Italian parliament (somebody joined the unsecured Skype call during COVID or something).
Recently during some small SF6 tournament the host left his Chun-Li nude mod running while spectating.
 
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Barellron said:
A while back some Tifa porn was shown in the Italian parliament (somebody joined the unsecured Skype call during COVID or something).
Recently during some small SF6 tournament the host left his Chun-Li nude mod running while spectating.
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Italy strikes me as a place where people have tons of sex and their culture is just very sex-oriented in general. Young people especially just bang all the time. Orgies are popular, public nudity, half the outdoor statues of women have a breast hanging out. Italian women are said to be wild too. It's like Sweden, with less clothes.

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Man, this is so wrong, but touche
 
Merrith

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That trailer showed way more than I was expecting. Vehicles, chocobo breeding/racing, Gold Saucer looks like it'll have all the minigames. Based on interviews, definitely feels like game is ending beyond City of the Ancients, more likely Northern Crater.
 
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Some info from an interview that makes it sound like Vincent/Cid might be like Red XIII was in the first part, character that assists at times, but not an truly playable character until the 3rd part.
 
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They showed Golden Saucer minigames, but no snowboarding! They better have snowboarding...
 
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Zefah said:
They showed Golden Saucer minigames, but no snowboarding! They better have snowboarding...
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Snowboarding in the original game wasn't unlocked the first time you went to Gold Saucer, had to actually get to snowboarding in the game first, then return to Gold Saucer.

Actual end point of Part 2 stated to be up to "Forgotten Capital"...although it's stated that the order in which locations are visited is not quite the same as the OG.
 
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