gshurik
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How the fuck did you forget belt tits and ginger quiff?
FFX and FFX-2 is truly peak nomura.
Final Fantasy VII Remake
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
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How the fuck did you forget belt tits and ginger quiff?
FFX and FFX-2 is truly peak nomura.
ZyyzYzzy
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Hateyou
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Those are real names and not some weeb fan club nicknames?
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Siliconemelons
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Chris
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That sucks, 10 is the best one to play today. 7's graphics are too dated and 6's battle system is too dated. 8 remake is probably pretty good but the battle system is too exploitable.
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Gavinmad
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Lanx
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1. theres no requirement to get Tidas ultima weapon, you only wanted it cuz youre OCD
2. you needed to be slightly competent in one or two games and thats it
3. "white ppl"
god white ppl are so horrible at voice acting jap games, (auron being the exception)i watched my wife play the game almost 20 years ago and when i went to play it, i got the international version jap audio/english sub.
it wasn't cheap either it was like 80 or 100bucks, i'm like 95% sure i had to order it through play asia or one of those weird sketchy import sites.
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Gavinmad
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We went over it just a page or two ago in this very thread you dumb Faulty Armor. The reason voice actors on the NA ports suck is that Square pays some nobodies five bucks each to record the lines.
maskedmelon
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Actually looking forward to this release. I’ve it on pre-order and will be playing as I find time. VII is the only game that held my interest long enough to beat. i generally have no interest in solo play, but for some reason this game resonated with me.
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Lanx
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stop being a white knight for white ppl, jesus, white ppl suck at voice acting because they insert asian intonation into translated English.
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Kirun
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Fakenews. 12 is fantastic mechanically and one of the most underrated FFs of all-time. The issue is, the story sucked complete balls.
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Chris
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The zodiac version of 12 is petty good mechanically.
The whole point of these games is an over the top story, 12 is just basic fantasy tropes, nobody has amnesia and the world isn't destroyed or ravaged in some way. There's no plot twists really.
4: You go to the moon? Haven't finished this one.
5: World has been split in two and you merge the two halves to get a new world map.
6: You fail and the world ends, you can only take revenge for it.
7: Giant kaizus start destroying everything and there's a giant meteor about to extinct everyone.
8: Time is stopped and you need to travel to the future to restart it.
9: Erm... it gets misty?
10: The world ended a thousand years ago and now the survivors live in a polynesian tropical island Mad Max Waterworld.
12: Some guy won a war.
Kain is mind controlled, Galuf has amnesia, Terra has amnesia, Cloud has amnesia, everyone except Irvine and Rinoa have amnesia, Zidane and Garnet have mini amnesia, Tidus is a dream and Auron is a zombie. What does 12 have? An evil twin? Meh.
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Fadaar
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12 could have been the best of all time but they just HAD to force in the kid characters as the POV. World wise it's probably one of my favorites, the exploration in 12 is lots of fun with the enemies being out in the world.
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Siliconemelons
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Ritley
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To be fair you don’t even really play once you get the right gambits
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Folanlron
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I've always wondered what the full original story for 12 was, there was snippets of the original story found on the released PS2 version both Normal and IZJS version, sadly when they did the remaster they gutted all the text files that remained from the original story.