Final Fantasy VII Remake

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TJT

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Why is it that people playing game demos like that are almost universally terrible at video games?
 
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TJT said:
Why is it that people playing game demos like that are almost universally terrible at video games?
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Because “game journalists” get the first copies/access? They don’t actually play game’s they just write about them. I collaborated with Adebisi Adebisi on a difficulty selection screen about this, maybe he still has it.
 
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Nirgon

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Chris said:
S Tier (Genre Defining)
VII

A Tier (10/10 Games):
X
VI
VIII
T

B Tier (Flawed - eg weaker story or battle system):
V
IX
XIV
IV

C Tier (Game wasn't finished, making it average at best)
XII
XIII
XV

D Tier (I'd rather gouge my eyes out than play this)
III
I
II
XI
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I'd move 6 up with 7.

I'm a weirdo that'd put 2 and Mystic Quest in A tier. I hear your complaints about 2 loud as clear though. Tactics owns.
 
Ritley

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TJT said:
Why is it that people playing game demos like that are almost universally terrible at video games?
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For real, I was triggered pretty hard early in that video watching them not see an enemy and proceed to flee the battle, skipping a chest in the process. And the clicking through the explanation prompts without reading, but maybe they’ve played the demo already and knew that information.
 
Chris

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Ritley said:
For real, I was triggered pretty hard early in that video watching them not see an enemy and proceed to flee the battle, skipping a chest in the process. And the clicking through the explanation prompts without reading, but maybe they’ve played the demo already and knew that information.
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For me it was the not switching to Barrett to take down the ranged enemies.

Also the game tells you to use magic on the big mechs, specifically Thunder. So he cast Fire once a minute in the boss battle. WTF?
 
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someone data mined the demo and got a whoooooole buncha stuff including Cloud's dress.

Spoilers? I guess?
 
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Hojo wants him to bang Aeris but ends up getting banged himself. It was a good time.
 
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Rude said:
Hojo wants him to bang Aeris but ends up getting banged himself. It was a good time.
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Wonder if they'll have all the blood trails from Sephiroth shade/ghost/whatever killing all the guards in the remake.
 
TJT

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Here's the real question. Will I be able to complete a playthrough of FF VII remake before Cyberpunk is released the next month?
 
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