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Chris

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aren't there only 2 scholars? Alphinaud having been some kind of schommoner until EW?
Isn't it specifically Nymian Scholar you learn?

Alphinaud was a Sharlayan Scholar. I think that there are basically no summoners either, the summoner questline is specifically inventing a non Ascian version of the job with Y'shtola's sister.

I know Astrologers are Sharlayan Astrologers and the questline is about how Ishgardian Astrologers can't even heal. So there are different types of some things.
 
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Angerz

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aren't there only 2 scholars? Alphinaud having been some kind of schommoner until EW?
Canonically, I am pretty sure any Job (things requiring a soul crystal) are all very rare, restricted to the Warrior of Light and a few other people on your path with you as you level up.

From what I remember, Scholar may just be you, cause you find the soul crystal like in that tonberry ruin, Alphinaud had his own job title.

I think you are also the only Dark Knight?
 

Chris

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Canonically, I am pretty sure any Job (things requiring a soul crystal) are all very rare, restricted to the Warrior of Light and a few other people on your path with you as you level up.

From what I remember, Scholar may just be you, cause you find the soul crystal like in that tonberry ruin, Alphinaud had his own job title.

I think you are also the only Dark Knight?
Yeah I think most jobs explain in which ways the soul crystals are limited and you tend to meet the few who also have them.
 

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The late summoner quests are about teaching city state soldiers to summon. Not sure if they are big boy pants summoner or mini classes
 

Merrith

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So am I out of left field to see Elidibus as Themis and not instantly think Venat's kid? We're already getting Lahabrea's son in Panda story, though, so maybe that's too much. But the eyes almost seem like an intentional connection
 

Fyff

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Faerie beast tribe gives a million for doing the 3 dailies, probably the best exp you can find.
 
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Pyros

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Dungeon xp increased 66% and Mark bills increased 33% is the numbers I'd seeing. They did that specifically because Bozja was too fast for leveling and had to make them compete rather than blanket nerf it.
Dungeons were 50%, I checked every dungeon besides 83 and 89 and was always 50%. They do provide substantial xp now though, around 40-45% of a level per run, so 4runs with some side shit is enough to do 2 levels, or 5runs and you'll have leftover(so next 2levels only 4 runs).

Bozja has 2 different systems for leveling from what I've seen, Zadnor being the slowest of the 2. It's still pretty fast and easy due to the FATEs spawning in a certain order, but it's not very fast. The fastest is Bozjan proper, but you need like Recall consumables from Zadnor and mount speed essence, and basically the idea is you go to every FATE on the map(any zone), tag a few things for credit, then TP out and run to another FATE. It's frenetic shit and looks really annoying, but apparently the xp is higher than even current dungeons if done properly(lvls every 30-40mins depending on the lvl range, since the xp doesn't scale).

Honestly I've been dungeons since the start, I fucking hate doing Zadnor. Even for 70-80 on SGE/RPR, I only did like half of it in Zadnor and the other half doing roulettes and shit, cause I just can't bother staying in Zadnor too long, and definitely don't want to do the shit in Bozjan.

But yeah now dungeons are very fast, much faster than previous expansions. One downside is you level faster than your trusts, which makes trusts leveling a pain in the ass(more than it was). I'm tempted to just wait until they nerf them in 6.5 or whatever.

And yes for side stuff, Fairy daillies are about 1-2mins depending on the set for a flat 1million, which is nice enough, and hunt marks are about 8-10mins for 3+millions, which is also very nice. The scaling on huntmarks is a bit weird too, so you get like 205k per quest at 80(so still 3m, which is half of your fucking level), but doesn't go too high so you only get like 3.3m at 88 or something, so "only" a 3rd of your level. Still for the time involved, it's a must do.
 

Aazrael

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Starting to get really really bad groupd in leveling and 50-80 dungeons. And its not just sprouts being bad either. Wiped 4 times in Amdapor Hard on 2nd boss and I was just about to rage quit but someone else did it before me so I got no penalty. Yesterdays Trial Roulette was bad as well, like wipe 10 times bad.
 

Malkav

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Yeah expansions launch and major patches tend to be fucked due to all the returners who just came back for story. Hopefully they unsubscribe again in a month and things get better.

Truely some terrible players in this game.
 
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Tarisk

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Starting to get really really bad groupd in leveling and 50-80 dungeons. And its not just sprouts being bad either. Wiped 4 times in Amdapor Hard on 2nd boss and I was just about to rage quit but someone else did it before me so I got no penalty. Yesterdays Trial Roulette was bad as well, like wipe 10 times bad.

I've just noticed this in general for the last couple of months. Tanks tip-toeing through dungeons, terrified of pulling more than one pack. Healers getting bored and pulling for them. dps refusing to aoe multiple mobs, but obviously can't directly call them out on it without using some creative wording or asking if they're doing it. Only to get responses like "Oh, I dont like how my aoe combo looks so I dont do it" (that's a legit response I had once)

Eventually these types tend to get weeded out or quit until the next patch, expansion, and the population returns to some normalcy of the people who play it full time being in a majority of the groups.
 
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Malkav

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I always have "fun" looking at r/talesfromdf.

Man, some of these people are the pinnacle of retardation.
 

Pyros

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I've been lvling healers and the amount of terrible tanks in 81+ dungeons feels definitely a bit worse than usual. It's not like all bad, there's your good tanks and average "I'll take it" tanks still, but I think it's exacerbated by the fact the 82 skills are so good, and yet so many of these absolute fucks don't press the fucking button. It's a 25s cd(less for PLD but capped by ressources so about the same), that does SO MUCH, and yet they don't fucking use it. It'll be up again in the same fucking pull, it'll be up the pull after, it'll be up for the boss too, it's up all the fucking time, but they don't press the goddamn button. It's maddening. I don't even get why you're tanking if you're not pressing your tanking buttons.

The worst ones are the ones showing up with HQ white gear(but lower lvl than the dungeon cause they didn't want to actually spend too much money), a 485 shb relic instead of a fucking cryptlurker poetics weap, who stops at the first pack for like 3 GCDs, then decide "oh wait I'm gonna wall to wall I forgot", then start running WITHOUT SPRINT to the next pack, and proceed to just stand there, not using ANY FUCKING COOLDOWN yet somehow doing low damage and possibly losing aggro(???) to DPS. Like what the fuck goes through the brains of these people. I mean it's an extreme case and usually it's only some of these elements, but they do seem to go together often.

I ragequit one dungeon so far and I consider myself quite accepting. Earlier I just used the autotranslation name of the skill in party chat, nothing else. Turns out, they did have the button cause they started pressing it after that. It was Bloodwhetting too, the whole fucking reason you want to play a WAR, it's like wow look at my hp bar it just refilled instantly, it's so gratifying to press that button, but this absolute moron shithead wasn't actually using it(was using rampart and vengeance though, no arm's length/reprisal/thrill/equilibrium, but can't have everything I guess).

It really isn't fucking complicated to tank, you literally just have to press one aoe(technically you'd want to press the other aoe buttons, but one is enough to hold aggro), and then one cooldown per pack. Honestly that already qualifies as "good enough" in my book. It's not good tanking by any means, but it's enough. The bar is already rolling on the goddamn floor, but you still have some randoms competing at retard limbo trying to slip under that shit.

Luckily I'm almost done, SGE is 87 and it's my last healer. After that it's not my problem anymore, I can just chill doing DPS and just not care if the tank is single pulling but still not using any cooldown so the healer still has to GCD heal that shit.

Then again, it's obviously not all tanks. The other day I figured I should start farming dragon mounts, joined a Ruby EX unsynced, there was a 90 samurai doing 1k DPS. After like 4pulls he had improved all the way to 1.5k DPS. There was a guy who died SEVEN FUCKING TIMES and still did triple his damage.
 

Malkav

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Oh yeah, I definitely want to strangle WAR who do not use Bloodwhetting. Like, wtf man?
 
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Valorath

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Gonna be teaching my buddies the second extreme trial tonight. The only thing I’m confused on is the lightwaves (not 1 and 2). How does the tank decide which side of the arena to take the group to for the stack up followed by the spread during lightwaves toward the end of the fight?
 

Angerz

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Gonna be teaching my buddies the second extreme trial tonight. The only thing I’m confused on is the lightwaves (not 1 and 2). How does the tank decide which side of the arena to take the group to for the stack up followed by the spread during lightwaves toward the end of the fight?

Someone can correct me, as I haven't tanked it yet, but I am pretty sure there is a big ass empty area where you are supposed to go, and, if you do choose wrong, it is pretty trivial to move with the tank to the correct spot as a blob before the clump aoe starts
 

Malkav

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Yeah I think there is a gap where the waves won't cross you can spot quickly enough. Not sure as I've always trust my tanks with it lol.
 

Tarisk

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Oh yeah, I definitely want to strangle WAR who do not use Bloodwhetting. Like, wtf man?

It's grossly OP. I love it when I tank.

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Chysamere

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Gonna be teaching my buddies the second extreme trial tonight. The only thing I’m confused on is the lightwaves (not 1 and 2). How does the tank decide which side of the arena to take the group to for the stack up followed by the spread during lightwaves toward the end of the fight?

for third lightwaves, you look for where there are two waves closest together and go directly opposite that spot on the edge of the arena
 
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