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lurkingdirk
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Fires of Heaven 2024 AssHat Winner!
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
lurkingdirk
make sure you put Chris and Folder in separate brackets for 2025 asshat, might be an epic final round
Loser Araysar
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Denamian
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Folder won't be eligible for 3 years, but dog boy will. We can have a biggest ass in the UK finals next year.
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Chris
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I'm not holding myself to a higher standard than other posters so you guys can have early 2000s flamewar FoH and I'm in woke 2020s FoH.
I tried it, it was pointless and I regret it. It just feeds the toxic egos here who behave like an ex-wife when you see the kids for the weekend.
I assumed that actually trying to deceive people would piss them off, so I didn't try to do that.
I could have just not posted in this thread.
I tried it, it was pointless and I regret it. It just feeds the toxic egos here who behave like an ex-wife when you see the kids for the weekend.
It wasn't an alt it was a new main and not intended to hide who I was. I was shocked and amused that multiple people pointed out the name similarity without actually getting it.
I assumed that actually trying to deceive people would piss them off, so I didn't try to do that.
I could have just not posted in this thread.
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Denamian
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Except that is literally what you did. Had deception not been your goal, you would have asked LLR to unfuck your account and started using it again.
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Chris
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If you look at the full context, no.
I could have taken a totally different name and used a VPN and posted in the politics forum, maybe multiple accounts to make it look like I have loads of support.
And also... you know... not post in this thread and reply to people talking about the "coincidental naming" in a very obvious way.
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I see the small vacation didn't stop you from being a complete disingenuous American Inventor faggot lying cunt. Neat, kinda bullshit you got to dodge the asshat award.
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Denamian
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Gotcha. You're deceptive and stupid. I see why you're so well liked around here.
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Loser Araysar
Chief Russia Reporter. Stock Pals CEO. Head of AI.
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Lol never change, Chris.
Lightning Lord Rule
I just wanted to let you know that
Foler
is not my alt. He's my new main. Araysar is now my old main.Thank you for your attention in this matter
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TheBeagle
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Jesus. How about just stop arguing with literally everyone every chance you get and just try to be a normal dude for a couple months? It's not that hard for fuck's sake.
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Hoss
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All y'all mother fuckers who were voting against him because he was gone must feel pretty foolish right now. You literally got outsmarted by Chris. A guy who said he wanted a new name further away from his real name, so went from Chris to Topher.
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I see the small vacation didn't stop you from being a complete disingenuous American Inventor faggot lying cunt. Neat, kinda bullshit you got to dodge the asshat award.
The AssHat contest for next year began the moment this year's winner was declared. Yes, it will be 2025 AssHat, but in the FOH calendar that began when Folder was declared the winner of AssHat 2024. Therefore this behaviour on Chris' part is merely working toward next year's AssHat award. And when Chrisp disappears for a few months before the competition in 2025, we will not be fooled and his votes will flood in.
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Asshat Foler
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Phazael
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He does not understand how steam power works and you chucklefucks think he can work the details for this out?
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Chris
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True.
Apparently I must have marked the all important Asshat date on my calendar and planned the whole thing to avoid it, while simultaneously being an idiot who thinks that oil is pumped out of the ground and aircraft carriers shouldn't have steam train like exhaust trails.
Looks like I outsmarted them without even being conscious of it. That's why I'm an asshat, because without the username they can't tell who I am my posts are so unoffensive.
Well no, because I just laid out the steps to do it in a smart and deceptive way. If I was stupid I wouldn't know the steps, if I was deceptive I would have done it.
You can say I had bad judgement, that's probably true! I did get mad and trash my account.
I thought that I did do that. That's why this is happening.
Almost the entire forum was nominated for asshat because there are not that many normal dudes here, normal people don't have giant drama threads airing pretty grievances. That's fine, it's why we are here.
You have a bit of a point so I'll stop replying for a few days and see what the other asshats do.
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TheBeagle
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Rule #1 of the internet, ignore the trolls and they will go away. Except Araysar in the Ukraine thread. He'll never stop tagging you in that thread, but everyone else will eventually stop tagging you and piling on if you just chill.
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Hoss
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How long ago did you start posting as topher? How long after your rage quit did it take you to make that new account? I would just stalk you, but search was not fixed during your absence.