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Chris

Chris

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Hoss said:
How long ago did you start posting as topher? How long after your rage quit did it take you to make that new account? I would just stalk you, but search was not fixed during your absence.
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I trolled Araysar intentionally over the summer in the rickshaw and got a lot of heat for it. That's not normally what I do, at least not over a sustained period of time. I found it funny and he stopped @ing me, but some didn't agree.

I was then being a good boy from then until November, so maybe 3 months. Or I thought I was but some didn't agree and I trashed my account because why bother at that point.

I then had maybe a month either not posting or with different username, because Arcane S2 and PoE 2 are interesting and I wanted to post about them.

Now someone is going to nitpick a slightly different interpretation and call me a liar.
 
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Hoss

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Chris said:
Now someone is going to nitpick a slightly different interpretation and call me a liar.
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Bullshit no one is going to do that you fucking liar.

BTW, eraser isn't a person because commies aren't people. So it doesn't count if he nitpicks you.

But what I'm hearing is, basically zero time that you were actually off the forum, and I guess topher was created before you tried to ditch chris?
 
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Araysar

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Chris said:
I trolled Araysar intentionally over the summer in the rickshaw and got a lot of heat for it. That's not normally what I do, at least not over a sustained period of time. I found it funny and he stopped @ing me, but some didn't agree.

I was then being a good boy from then until November, so maybe 3 months. Or I thought I was but some didn't agree and I trashed my account because why bother at that point.

I then had maybe a month either not posting or with different username, because Arcane S2 and PoE 2 are interesting and I wanted to post about them.

Now someone is going to nitpick a slightly different interpretation and call me a liar.
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I dont recall you trolling. i just recall you being your usual retarded self.

I only stopped @'ing you because I found out you're banned from /pol so you'd never be able to respond to the @'s anyways
 
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Nirgon

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Hoss said:
All y'all mother fuckers who were voting against him because he was gone must feel pretty foolish right now. You literally got outsmarted by Chris. A guy who said he wanted a new name further away from his real name, so went from Chris to Topher.
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Lmao holy fuckin shit

Seriously wb Chris
 
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TBT-TheBigToe

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Now that Chris Chris is back we need a do-over of the final 4, more people would have voted for Chris if they knew he hadn't actually left the forum.
 
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Furry

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TBT-TheBigToe said:
Now that Chris Chris is back we need a do-over of the final 4, more people would have voted for Chris if they knew he hadn't actually left the forum.
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If chris were clever I'd think this was all some ruse to escape asshat. But well, there's a crucial component missing.
 
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Araysar

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I cant believe that Chris aka RL Karl Pilkington, a total absolute moron, actually duped this forum into not voting for him by merely disappearing for a couple of weeks.

You all were duped by an autistic idiot.
 
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Hoss

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Araysar said:
You calling someone else a "fucking liar"?

Oh, that's rich.
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Is it American rich, where even the poor have 2 cars and 3 TVs? Or russian rich were the wealthy have maybe 1 car and 1 TV?
 
Araysar

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Hoss said:
Is it American rich, where even the poor have 2 cars and 3 TVs? Or russian rich were the wealthy have maybe 1 car and 1 TV?
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The Russian rich where you dont cry every week about how you cant afford groceries with your 2 cars and 3 TVs
 
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Chris

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Well guys I hope that we can all agree that this has been some harmless fun in the appropriate thread for it and that this counts for 2025 Asshat.
 
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TBT-TheBigToe

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Chris said:
we can all agree
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Harry Potter No GIF


I want revenge.
 
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moonarchia

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Denamian said:
Well, I think he secured his spot in the finals for 2025.
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I dunno, Ray has been putting in the effort the past couple weeks. Between him and his alt maybe he will be the first to go ass to asshat?
 
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Luc1fer

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What's the tldr?
- Chris is banned
- Chris makes an alt
- LLR detects the alt, and is nice enough to merge it into the original and unban it
- Chris says he never intentionally made an alt that was designed to hide who he was
 
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Furry

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Luc1fer said:
What's the tldr?
- Chris is banned
- Chris makes an alt
- LLR detects the alt, and is nice enough to merge it into the original and unban it
- Chris says he never intentionally made an alt that was designed to hide who he was
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His alt wasn't banned, just banned from political forum iirc. Lightning Lord Rule Lightning Lord Rule mistakenly believes chris is some subversive mastermind in his failure to grasp simple concepts or chains of reasoning.
 
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Chris

Chris

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Luc1fer said:
What's the tldr?
- Chris is banned
- Chris makes an alt
- LLR detects the alt, and is nice enough to merge it into the original and unban it
- Chris says he never intentionally made an alt that was designed to hide who he was
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I ragequit and broke my email/password recovery, I wasn't banned. Had a bad two weeks irl tbh.

I pretty much exposed the new main myself since the obvious name didn't seem to quite be enough and seemed like the longer it went on the more pissed people would be. I think it ended at a point where we can have a laugh about it.

LLR has been very reasonable about it and just fixed my account which is nice.
 
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Luc1fer

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Chris said:
I pretty much exposed the new main myself since the obvious name didn't seem to quite be enough and seemed like the longer it went on the more pissed people would be. I think it ended at a point where we can have a laugh about it.
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Is there no support if you can't log in? No option other to create an alt account? That seems doubtful.

Idk what "pretty much exposed the new main myself" means. Why not immediately reach out to mods saying you can't get into your main account?
 
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Araysar

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moonarchia said:
I dunno, Ray has been putting in the effort the past couple weeks. Between him and his alt maybe he will be the first to go ass to asshat?
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hmmm, is it possible to circumvent the asshat rules by making new mains and just be a repeat winner for years and years? 🤔
 
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