A dude I played Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with ~25 years ago was the Creative Director on Weird Al's newest video, and nobody would believe me even if I gave up my "anonymity" to try to prove it.
Our office air conditioning can really only keep the temp about 20 degrees below the outside temperature. Really sucks when it hits 100 degrees out, 80 inside feels stifling. I have to turn on a fan, but then the noise from the fan makes it hard to hear the radio
Our AC sprung a leak at work and was dripping on computers. Had to turn it off to wait for emergency AC repair guy. Office got up to 76 degrees today before it was fixed. Jimmy was rustled.
You ate so much for lunch you don't have the will to do much work in the afternoon so you know you're just going to lie back in your office chair and watch youtube vids for 4 hours while you slowly digest your meal.
Sat down to take a nice dump at work, started the Kindle app on my phone to continue reading my book, and it refused to sync to the position I was at on my Kindle at home.
Forgot to recharge my tablet, so I could no longer use it as a mouse/keyboard for controling the pc in my living room, had to switch to the app on my phone until the tablet charges.