First World Problems

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Nissir

Lord Nagafen Raider
53
60
Took a shit today and was out of wet wipes, had to wipe with toilet paper like a fucking barbarian.
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Malakriss

Golden Baronet of the Realm
12,739
12,130
There are too many shows on at the same time for a single DVR to record, so I have to record and watch on a different TV.
 

Hoss

Make America's Team Great Again
<Gold Donor>
27,615
16,048
We have that problem with 2 DVRs. And when that happens, we can't watch anything else on those TVs, so we have to move to one of the other 2 that don't have a DVR.
 

khalid

Unelected Mod
14,071
6,775
My parents are upgrading their iPhones and I have to go over and help them do backups since they cant figure out iTunes.
 

boozebagbeefhole

Vyemm Raider
574
4,634
Comcast just doubled their connection speeds in Houston. I just lost the speed test to my roommate and my download speed was 118mbs.
 

Zhavric

Molten Core Raider
454
534
I still look at some shitty message board because there's porn and occasional amusement. But who the fuck uses message boards today?
 

Melvin

Blackwing Lair Raider
1,399
1,168
Dinosaurs. Kids these days are all about the Yik Yak and Snapchat and Tinder. The good news is the little shits never go anywhere near my lawn.
 

Kaou

Molten Core Raider
78
27
I washed my hands with some new soap my wife bought, and now the ipad isn't responding well...
 

Bonch

Golden Knight of the Realm
239
185
I want to buy new Transformers for the collection, but my display space is too full.
 

Rathar

<Bronze Donator>
618
1,120
Things were looking fuzzy and man, it took me a whole minute to find my reading glasses.
 

Melvin

Blackwing Lair Raider
1,399
1,168
Went for a walk at 10:15, both Burger King and Taco Bell's lobbies closed at 10:00. So I walked back home and had to drive back to Taco Bell to get some food. Then the cantina burrito they made me is at least twice the size it's supposed to be, and my 7 layer burrito is going to be leftovers, and leftover Taco Bell isn't as good as fresh.
 

Himeo

Vyemm Raider
3,263
2,802
I need to drive to best buy to get a $20 dollar cable to fix the wavy lines on my high end gaming pc's monitor. Stupid VGA.