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Caliane

Caliane

Avatar of War Slayer
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Friend was looking for a dog. The one she wanted was apparently $8000, she got an $899 one instead.
 
Agraza

Agraza

Registered Hutt
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Da fuq? I assume she doesn't have kids to fulfill her need for soft stupid dependents then.
 
Haus

Haus

<Silver Donator>
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I made too much brisket for the number of people coming over to watch football today. Now I have to debate trying to actually save and reheat it or let the dogs have a festival of meats.
 
Woefully Inept

Woefully Inept

Karazhan Raider
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Regime_sl said:
I pretended I was in a lifepod on a barren Planet and playing out my last thoughts in life as my oxygen supply slowly dwindled.
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Having my headset cut out mid game with friends is like being separated from your platoon in war. It was a very unsettling experience.
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Borzak

Borzak

Bronze Baron of the Realm
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Called to order a semi custom rifle today and the guy I needed to talk to about that particular model was iced/snowed in. Company is in MT so I guess I'll give them a pass today.
 
Evernothing

Evernothing

Bronze Baronet of the Realm
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lurkingdirk_sl said:
I brought an exceptional bottle of Scotch to a dinner party last night, and it was 3/4 full when we were done. My wife told me I had to leave it there. Now I have only my slightly less exceptional Scotch to drink.
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You should have taken the Scotch and left her.
 
Hoss

Hoss

Make America's Team Great Again
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Does your wife write all of your witty retorts? Cause that's as good as anything you've ever said.
 
Hoss

Hoss

Make America's Team Great Again
<Gold Donor>
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Hang on, let me check with my wife.

While I do that, post a nekkid pic of yours so we know if it's worth our time.
 
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Donomito_sl

shitlord
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I went to check this rerolled form for a witty joke and or gag, and all I found was 2 faggots arguing on the internet.

Rough day.
 
Lanx

Lanx

<Prior Amod>
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Friend wished she could have had her healthy 10finger 10 toe'd newborn later so that she could be out on her patio in warmer weather, without wearing a jacket, in virgina.
 
Mures

Mures

Blackwing Lair Raider
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The high winds from the cold front moving through last night must have knocked out internet in my home's area so I had to get out of bed this morning to turn the heat up on my wifi thermostat.
 
Mures

Mures

Blackwing Lair Raider
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511
So did your heater go out, or do you shut the heat completely off at night?
 
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