First World Problems

Aamry · Jan 17, 2015

Borzak_sl said:
washing his Ferrari which seemed odd.

If I owned a Ferrari I'd be getting that shit detailed for sure, not scrubbing it with that shitty foaming brush.

Malakriss · Jan 17, 2015

Borzak_sl said:
You still have a house phone?

My house phone is a voicemail box for windows technicians, real estate opportunities, and the occasional legit message.

Famm · Jan 17, 2015

Went and got Chinese takeout and forgot to grab soy and hot mustard packets.

nuday · Jan 17, 2015

There's so much food in the fridge that I want that I can't decide what to eat.

I usually just get frustrated and don't do anything.

Conefed · Jan 19, 2015

Whenever we go out, people slow us down with their niceness. Just let us eat.

Kreugen · Jan 19, 2015

I accidentally three whole cups of coffee and fucked off on the internet for most of my work day without realizing it. I was stunned when I realized the time and how little work I'd done. I'm not proud.

Famm · Jan 19, 2015

Enjoying my overstuffed roast beef sandwich so much I bit the hell out of the inside of my lower lip.

Antarius · Jan 19, 2015

I dented my new car because I hit my garbage can that was set out for roadside pickup in the morning. Now I have to pay someone to make it look pretty again.

Lanx · Jan 19, 2015

Famm_sl said:
Went and got Chinese takeout and forgot to grab soy and hot mustard packets.

Your FWP should be that you actually use that stuff, get some real soy sauce, and no, not even kikoman (which is what you see in every japanese restaurant for sushi)

no, this.
Amazon.com : Lee Kum Kee Premium Dark Soy Sauce - 16.9 fl. oz. : Grocery Gourmet Food

Famm · Jan 19, 2015

I don't use it often enough to bother keeping a bottle around.

Dudebro_sl · Jan 20, 2015

I had to throw away 7 expired open containers of sour cream from my fridge tonight.

Kreugen · Jan 20, 2015

Famm_sl said:
I don't use it often enough to bother keeping a bottle around.

I thought the same thing about anal lube. Boy did I learn my lesson.

lurkingdirk · Jan 20, 2015

I have friends coming over tonight, and I only have four different types of single malt.

Narac01 · Jan 20, 2015

That feeling when you have just taken a large, almost cathartic shit, then look over and realize there is no more toilet paper.

Mures · Jan 21, 2015

Famm_sl said:
I don't use it often enough to bother keeping a bottle around.

Learn to cook and stop getting chinese takeout.

Brikker · Jan 21, 2015

Kreugen_sl said:
I accidentally three whole cups of coffee and fucked off on the internet for most of my work day without realizing it. I was stunned when I realized the time and how little work I'd done. I'm not proud.

U.S. tax dollars pay me to do exactly this every work day. That's a first world problem, I think?

1987 · Jan 21, 2015

Borzak_sl said:
You still have a house phone?

Cellular house. 2015 man.

Conefed · Jan 22, 2015

You can rate shows on Netflix, but not individual episodes

Aaron · Jan 23, 2015

Sacel_sl said:
You can rate shows on Netflix, but not individual episodes

I would love to see that change! Shows like The X-Files, Star Trek (any series) and most if not all comedy shows have amazing episodes and terrible ones that you can skip.

Unidin · Jan 27, 2015

Having to find this shit on page 2.

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