First World Problems

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Jait

Jait

Molten Core Raider
5,035
5,317
I saw a thread where an ex member posted a picture of their baby and felt dozens of members on this site all fist pump the air and exclaim, "thank god, it's not black(I also heard Asian, brown-eyed, ginger, blonde).".
 
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Pennilenko

Silver Knight of the Realm
90
1
I had to settle for homemade chocolate ice cream because I was out of my homemade butter pecan and mint chocolate chip.
 
Skeezer

Skeezer

Molten Core Raider
82
62
Made it through the security check at the airport really fast...now I have to wait 45 minutes to board the plane.
 
Famm

Famm

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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794
Isn't Audi just an overpriced VW anyway, like Acura is an overpriced Honda?
 
Aaron

Aaron

Goonsquad Officer
<Bronze Donator>
8,923
21,080
Isn't a VW just an overpriced Skoda anyway, like Hyndai is an overpriced Kia?
 
Hoss

Hoss

Make America's Team Great Again
<Gold Donor>
27,603
16,031
Hyundais are overpriced? Is there one that costs more than $5k?
 
Burren

Burren

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
4,445
6,011
Hoss_sl said:
Hyundais are overpriced? Is there one that costs more than $5k?
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Equus starts at about $61,000

On the car related things; my stupid car thinks that when I turn on the defroster, it needs to be on FULL FUCKING BLAST, even though I have the fans at 2 out of 10. Luckily only needed about 2-3 times a year.
 
Royal

Royal

Connoisseur of Exotic Pictures
15,077
10,643
Went the self checkout with my handful of items at the grocery store hoping to sail through with minimal delay and every register has a blue hair who would be intimidated by a flip phone hunting and pecking on the touch screen with confused looks on their faces like they were trying to dial in an orbital laser strike on Kamchatka.
 
Aamry

Aamry

Blackwing Lair Raider
2,371
2,102
Royal_sl said:
Went the self checkout with my handful of items at the grocery store hoping to sail through with minimal delay and every register has a blue hair who would be intimidated by a flip phone hunting and pecking on the touch screen with confused looks on their faces like they were trying to dial in an orbital laser strike on Kamchatka.
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Isn't that more of a Jimmy rustle than a first world problem? I live in a lower income neighborhood, so I end up stuck behind people using WIC or foodstamps or whatever.
 
Adebisi

Adebisi

Clump of Cells
<Silver Donator>
27,744
32,848
Got used to using Kickass Torrents.

Now I can't use Piratebay anymore.
 
zippitydoda

zippitydoda

Bronze Knight of the Realm
135
12
Acura is a 2003, Warhol's are cheap knock off posters, and made a joke on a website about a drug I don't like / can't afford. I feel like 1/2 a pretentious asshole.
 
Kreugen

Kreugen

Vyemm Raider
6,599
793
Sell the Acura and a couple of those "original" Warhol's and you'll be ripping rails off of hooker's asses for a solid 2, maybe 3 days bro. Make life worth living!
 
Kreugen

Kreugen

Vyemm Raider
6,599
793
So I was scrambling to get work done before the snowmageddon and realized I'd just be costing myself money as an hourly employee and I'm probably going to wind up having to work friday. So now I'm back to coffee and internet.
 
Kreugen

Kreugen

Vyemm Raider
6,599
793
lol so much for staying late. LET THE MADNESS BEGIN.

Just saw a car smack into the back of another outside my office window.
 
Nester

Nester

Vyemm Raider
4,980
3,185
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vGrade

vGrade

Potato del Grande
1,767
2,751
I'm so good looking people always ask me why i'm all dressed up no matter what I wear. 3 pack t shirts at target for 10 bucks and blue jeans from Khols.
 
Conefed

Conefed

Blackwing Lair Raider
2,850
1,702
Being privileged enough to build a niche porn interest but not having enough to satisfy unlimited demand.
 
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