First World Problems

ZyyzYzzy · Mar 26, 2015

How do you survive amongst such people?

orcmauler · Mar 27, 2015

No sales tax and awesome food/beer is how I make it. The return of 90's skater fashion in where I live/work in Portland is what's killing my soul currently.

Aaron · Mar 27, 2015

fifey_sl said:
The vegan heavy metal bar next to my house plays more punk than heavy metal.

But do they have gluten-free WI-FI?

Skanda · Mar 27, 2015

aaron_sl said:
But do they have gluten-free WI-FI?

Or water?

ronne · Mar 27, 2015

Vvoid_sl said:
Wat?

Those two things don't even remotely go together. Punk is much more appropriate for vegans at least.

Fifey · Mar 27, 2015

orcmauler_sl said:
No sales tax and awesome food/beer is how I make it. The return of 90's skater fashion in where I live/work in Portland is what's killing my soul currently.

You need to go to the men's fashion thread and keep up with the discussion on jncos.

Intrinsic · Mar 28, 2015

Waking up hungover with dry mouth and grabbing the first glass in reach, then realizing it is last night's vodka.

Gavinmad · Mar 30, 2015

Dumping a can of soup in a bowl only to realize the microwave isn't working right now because the circuit breaker needs replaced.

At least when you pour cereal and find out there's no milk you can put the cereal back in the box.

Oblio · Mar 30, 2015

Wild turkey suppression planned on Spokanes South Hill | The Spokesman-Review

WILDLIFE -- A meeting to enlist volunteers in curbing the growth of wild turkey flocks on the Manito Park area is set for 6:30 p.m. tonight (March 30) at Spokane's South Hill Library.

Candace Bennett, Washington Fish and Wildlife Department conflict specialist, is organizing a "wild turkey Easter egg hunt" over several weeks to treat eggs in some wild turkey nests so they don't hatch.

The number of wild turkeys has grown to nuisance levels on the South Hill, but what's out there will mushroom significantly if all of the nesting hens are allowed to pull off new clutches this spring.

Jysin · Mar 30, 2015

Definitely looks like a first world problem! "Too much tasty food running around in the neighborhood!!"

chthonic-anemos · Mar 30, 2015

Gavinmad_sl said:
Dumping a can of soup in a bowl only to realize the microwave isn't working right now because the circuit breaker needs replaced.

At least when you pour cereal and find out there's no milk you can put the cereal back in the box.

eat it

Burren · Mar 30, 2015

Gavinmad_sl said:
Dumping a can of soup in a bowl only to realize the microwave isn't working right now because the circuit breaker needs replaced.

At least when you pour cereal and find out there's no milk you can put the cereal back in the box.

Cook it on the stove, then put it back in the bowl to eat...

Srathor · Mar 31, 2015

Move the microwave to a working plug.

Xequecal · Mar 31, 2015

Jysin_sl said:
Definitely looks like a first world problem! "Too much tasty food running around in the neighborhood!!"

Well, they're definitely not going to let you use firearms in a residential neighborhood, so I hope you're up for running them down and beating them to death personally.

Gorestabb · Mar 31, 2015

I just got back from a long weekend in Rome which was great, but the Hard Rock cafe I had lunch in yesterday had run out of pulled pork so I had to have a Texan with chicken instead.

ZyyzYzzy · Mar 31, 2015

GorestabbCOE_sl said:
I just got back from a long weekend in Rome which was great, but the Hard Rock cafe I had lunch in yesterday had run out of pulled pork so I had to have a Texan with chicken instead.

You're a goddamn savage.

Hoss · Mar 31, 2015

Srathor_sl said:
Move the microwave to a working plug.

That's not so easy. You gotta be careful not to put a microwave on a GFCI plug lest you risk starting a fire. Most plugs in the kitchen are supposed to be GFCI. The only exception is the plug they put in specially for the microwave.

Gavinmad · Mar 31, 2015

Yeah I heated it on the stove. And even if i was sure about using another outlet, the microwave is mounted above the stove. Breaker will probably be replaced tomorrow.

Muurloen · Mar 31, 2015

The new ESPN front page for the website is god awful. Too much white.

ESPN: The Worldwide Leader In Sports

Joeboo · Apr 1, 2015

GorestabbCOE_sl said:
I just got back from a long weekend in Rome which was great, but the Hard Rock cafe I had lunch in yesterday had run out of pulled pork so I had to have a Texan with chicken instead.

You went all the way to Rome and ate at a Hard Rock Cafe? Reminds me of the time I was visiting family in Florida, on the coast, so I told them to take me somewhere for some great fresh seafood and they tried to take me to Red Lobster.

Goddamn heathens

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