Gorestabb
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I like to pick up a T-shirt at each one I visit, thought I might as well eat while I was there. The beer was still Italian and I made a point of saying grazie instead of thanks. Haha.
First World Problems
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Johnny53
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Jait
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I work with cooks all day. They tell the best stories. If like me, you're not Hispanic, you probably don't realize they all hate each other. Guatemalans think El Salvadorians speak "gutter Spanish", Cubans are insane, and the only thing they all agree on is that Puerto Ricans are lazy. Yesterday was a 45 minutes story by Moses (I also have an Israel, David, and Jordan) about how anytime he calls for weed the fucking guy wont leave. Many others chimed in the same sentiment, and the afternoon was wasted. All I could think of was this thread, and how I couldn't possibly explain this thread to them or the term "First World" problem for that matter. So....
"When your drug dealer drops off your weed and then tries to talk to you like you know each other."
This was the First World Problem of the day in my kitchen yesterday.
"When your drug dealer drops off your weed and then tries to talk to you like you know each other."
This was the First World Problem of the day in my kitchen yesterday.
Famm
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I'm pretty sure its for keeping stats on disease methods/rates of spread/transmission. So its good he's being honest. Plus its medical records so confidential. Of course that might be subject to subpoena or something in a divorce case once someone tells his wife to read screenshots.
Gavinmad
Mr. Poopybutthole
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Nope. Not without the same release form anyone who isn't you would need to see your medical records without judicial intervention.
Palum
what Suineg set it to
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Holy shit, how did I miss this gem. This is wrong on almost every conceivable level. You are confusing overdrawing current (coincidentally what circuit breakers and fuses control which would ideally be EVERY outlet) and ground faults (what a GFCI protects against). Microwaves do NOT just light on fire if they are not protected by a GFCI, JTFC.
Aaron
Goonsquad Officer
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Here's a Scandinavian First World Problem: The new recruit is really hot, but so are most of the other current female staff. It can get really hard to offhandedly flirt with so many hot women at once! If only I lived in some fugly hellhole where there was only maybe one or two marginally attractive women at work that I could fantasise about having workplace affairs with when I'm bored.
Gavinmad
Mr. Poopybutthole
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Aaron
Goonsquad Officer
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I won? I feel so special! Thank you. I'd like to dedicate this great life achievement to my parents (and their parents and so on through the ages) for deciding to settle and produce their offspring in a location that for some reason produces a shit ton of hot chicks, and not for settling in Bumfuckistan or some other shithole. I'd also like to thank my current government for both employing me (god knows why?) as well as employing all these hot chicks to help distract me from pretending to work. Finally, I'd like to thank all you kind folks here onFoHMoreNetzReRolled for living in such shitty places that a victory of this magnitude is possible for me. I couldn't have done it without you!
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chthonic-anemos
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