Aaron
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Don't worry, the pleasure you will get from that 12" black dong with extra veins will make up for the guilt.
First World Problems
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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A while back I finally put a virus scanner on my phone. Now, everytime I download some more porn it pops up with fucking alerts going OMG ADULT CONTENT DETECTED U WANT US TO CLEAN IT! Fuck no I don't want you to clean it you fucking spaz. I'm an adult, I'm allowed to have adult content. And while I don't hide it from anyone, I'd prefer if there wasn't a fucking alert pointing it out to anyone who might happen to pick up my phone. I looked and can't find a way to turn off the adult content alert.
Denamian
Night Janitor
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Vaclav
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Denamian
Night Janitor
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Unless you're sideloading apps from sketchy app stores or downloading pirated paid apps, phone antiviruses are just a drain on the phone. This is for android, I have no idea how risky it is for jailbroken iphones.
Siliconemelons
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Burren
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Smart Man. Salt at home not necessarily easy. But, every time you're at a restaurant, don't forget.
Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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This isn't really a first world problem, but I wish I could put a flowmeter on my dick. I've been drinking a gallon of water a day for a couple weeks now, and I swear I'm pissing significantly more than a gallon a day.
I don't want to carry around a piss bucket all day (anyone who's ever had to do that for a doctor knows what a pain it is), but I might wind up measuring one to get a flowrate and do some guesstimating.
I don't want to carry around a piss bucket all day (anyone who's ever had to do that for a doctor knows what a pain it is), but I might wind up measuring one to get a flowrate and do some guesstimating.
My dog had an ass gland that was about to pop. He was back there licking his ass hole and I was watching him disgusted yet amazed at his determination / flexibility.
He ended up ripping a nasty fart while he was back there with his mouth agape. I couldn't stop laughing, the reaction on his face was exactly what I'd expect from a human. Face all contorted in some disgusting, nasty food type experience as he attempted to dash away on the tile floor from being disgusted and surprised by his own fart. If only I caught it on camera.
He ended up ripping a nasty fart while he was back there with his mouth agape. I couldn't stop laughing, the reaction on his face was exactly what I'd expect from a human. Face all contorted in some disgusting, nasty food type experience as he attempted to dash away on the tile floor from being disgusted and surprised by his own fart. If only I caught it on camera.
Aamry
Blackwing Lair Raider
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I drink close to 3 gallons a day, mostly since I work outside, in Florida. I know the feeling.
Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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I'm beginning to notice a pattern. But you do yoga so it can't be a flexibility issue.
Sledge
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I went looking for a new car/truck today after dealerships closed at 5:00. Found a few I liked with the doors unlocked and sat inside. They were hot from baking in the sun and I couldn't put the windows down. Ended up needing to lean over and open the passenger door to let the wind blow through. I wanted to see how quite the car would be so I shut the driver door....but the passenger door was still open and couldn't reach over far enough to shut it from inside. "Can this really be happening to me in America?" I had to get out of the car and close the passenger door, then decided it just wasn't worth the trouble getting back in. No one should have to deal with that in 2015.